The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Pee Pee Wentz | Top |
| Expect this to be the main event at the inaugural Douchebag Olympics! In this clip, Pete Wentz partakes in a little water sports action with a game of Piss Roulette. Yup, it's just as it sounds. Pete takes 10 empty water bottles, fills 9 with apple juice and unloads his douche water in the other. Then throughout the night, he drinks from each bottle until he gets to the one filled with his own piss. This dick bag is a father. This fucktardian has a child. Dear Bronx Mowgli , it's never too early to file for emancipation! I'm sure every judge in this land will fast-track that shit. At around the 7:15 mark, it looks like Pete might have gotten a taste of his peen juices. He makes a face, sort of shrugs and then chugs it. It's probably not so bad since he licks on a nasty fucking Asshole Simpson every night. It tastes like Orange Shasta compared to that nastiness. VIA ecctv@ ONTD | |
| MacGyver The Movie: It's Coming | Top |
| File this under: News that will make Selma and Patty Bouvier's ash tray coochies combust in excitement!! The Hollywood Reporter (via Coming Soon ) says that producers Raffaella and Dino De Laurentiis are tinkering with a big-screen version of MacGyver . The producers are currently looking for a whore to write this future piece of Hollywood suckery. This will only work if three things happen: 1) Richard Dean Anderson drops down to earth to play MacGyver again. 2) Will Forte co-stars as MacGrube r, MacGyver's new sidekick. 3) Patty and Selma are the MacGyver girls who follow him around the world in bikinis. Besides, MacGyver is going to need one of their cigarettes to make a volcano or something. If these three things don't happen, MacGyver should swoop in and make a bomb using the staples from the script and his spit to send to the evil doers in Hollywood. And I'm still saving a special brew of Jenkem for when I'll have to deal with the horrific news that Hollywood will destroy the greatest TV show starring Scott Bakula : Quantum Leap!!! It's coming and it's going to hurt. | |
| Morning Wood | Top |
| By the look of Posh's nightmare-inducing neck, she needs to feed on more souls - ICYDK Just when you think the world has gotten boring: A cholita-eyebrow wearing lezzie attacked her girlfriend with a turkey baster filled with her brother's sperm! Gayelles gone crazy! - Lez Get Real Mel Gibson frolicking on the beach with a pair of sugartits not attached to his wife of 28 years - Daily Mail Bono just keeps running his annoying mouth - Celebitchy If Fishsticks Paltrow was the punching bag at her own gym, I still wouldn't pay 4500 clams - SOW Some couples get back together for the kids, Kerry Katona gets back together with her husband for the MONEY - Holy Moly! Beyonce's fans are dumb - Telegraph Stains long-lost twin is out of rehab! - I'm Not Obsessed I hope that tortured dog is taking a deuce in Miley's purse - Socialite Life Mister Mimi has a lot of time on his hands - ONTD | |
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