Wednesday, March 18, 2009

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OctoCrazy Brings Home Two Babies Top
The blonde chick in the picture above says it all: "I went to junior college for this shit! ?" Yes. Yes, you did. Last night, the crazy circus in OctoMommy's head re-imagined itself on her front lawn in La Habra, CA. That's because for some fucked up reason, the hospital allowed her to bring two of her eight newborns home. Somehow the media and hundreds of people got the hint this was going to happen. Yeah, they must have figured it out thanks to the press release, the sky writing in the air and OctoCrazy running down the street screaming, "MY BABEHS ARE COMING HOME at 8:02pm pst, get a picture with them for $4.99. " Kaiser Permanente in Bellflower agreed to release Noah and Isaiah after checking OctoCrazy's new house and making sure she had enough help to take care of them. They obviously didn't check the house in her head! The other six newborns are still in the hospital. I wonder how hard it was getting Noah and Isaiah out of the hospital? They were probably grabbing on to furniture, holding on to the elevators and screaming for mercy as the Crazy Baby Lady dragged them out. Here's some video and a few pictures of all the madness. OctoCrazy's fucked-up dreams are coming true! I haven't seen an insane twinkle in the eye like that since Jack Nicholson in The Shining .
 
LeAnn Rimes Might Be Cheating On Her Big Gay Husband Top
How do I liiiiive without youuuu?! The answer is: It's pretty fucking easy when you have Eddie Cibrian's peen to lick on. In the new issue of UsWeekly , they claim LeAnn Rimes and the walking sex stick known as Eddie Cibrian are doing illegal sexy times with each other. The affair reportedly started shortly after they started working together on the Lifetime movie Northern Lights . UsWeekly got a hold of footage from a security camera of the two kissing at Mosun in Laguna Beach, CA. They also say that the two spent three-hours at a motel in Malibu on March 14th. UsWeekly doesn't fuck around! Joey Greco who?! The next time you plan to do some ho shit in public, UsWeekly might be watching your skank ass! If this shit is true, then it might cause problems for both LeAnn and Eddie since both their asses are married. Eddie has a wife of 7 years and two young sons. LeAnn Rimes got married to one of her backup dancers Dean Sheremet s even years ago when she was just 19. Her gaydar must have been in beta mode back then, because Dean's gayface looks like it's been dick slapped once, twice or a million times. This makes me think that LeAnn probably woke up one day, smelled the ass jelly and realized her husband likes to make out with peen lips. I've always speculated in my own head that the two have some kind of open relationship. She can throw her vag around town on the down-low and he can get it where it stinks whenever he wants. So Dean might be shouting " You go girl" to LeAnn when he finds out that she's licking on that fine ass piece of certified organic beef! If that's not the case, then I say Dean needs to call a lawyer, grab a shovel and start digging for fucking gold. Milk that Rimes bitch for all the coin she has. Take that money and go live your happy gay life! As for Eddie, it's hard for me to comment when drool keeps hitting my keyboard. Yes, it's wrong, wrong, wrong, but doing fucky times with Eddie is so right, right, right. I say, his wife needs to divorce his ass and Eddie's peen needs to be thrown in a cell for the wrong shit it's done. And by " cell ," I mean my no-no.
 
Is This Another Picture Of Vadge's Vintage Sascrotch? Top
No, it's not . It's the poster for the movie version of the only book that I read twice as a kid without skimming! It was my bestest friend for like two weeks. I really wanted a big, hairy friend of my own. And I got one years later, if I ain't being too subtle! Damn, I hope they don't fuck this shit up! VIA Slashfilm
 
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 17th! Top
Unfortunately, Tara Reid ran out of quarters before she was able to snag a matching set. - mikki Runners-up: I haven't seen so many lifeless tits since the last episode of keeping up with the kardashians. - fmdoom This pretty much sums up "The Hills" - jillybeans I kind of liken that mechanical hand picking up fake tittays to what it must be like being felt up by, say- Hugh Hefner. - ISprainedMyUvula VIA Fleshbot (NSFW) Thanks Jill
 
Hot Slut Of The Day! Top
Elizabeth " Lib " Hatcher Travis - Randy Travis' ravishing wife who brought the glamour to the audience of American Idol last night. Now feast your eyes on this stunning creature and her luscious glow-in-the-dark hair. It's totally natural!
 
Birthday Sluts Top
Mike Rowe (47) Sophia Myles (29) Adam Levine (30) Sutton Foster (34) Evan and Jaron (35) Dane Cook (37) Queen Latifah (39) Vanessa L. Williams (46) Irene Cara (47) Luc Besson (50) John Kander (82) Image VIA Pinzoner
 

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