The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- I Don't Like Feeling Emotion
- Afternoon Crumbs
- The CAPTION THIS Contest For March 25th!
- Pharrell Dances For A Big Mac And FAILS
| I Don't Like Feeling Emotion | Top |
| But I felt a little while watching the first trailer for Spike Jonze's Where The Wild Things Are. It kind of feels like I ate bad oysters. Hopefully if I stick a TUMS up my ass the feeling will go away. I think it's the Arcade Fire song and all that fur basking in the hipstery morning light. I'm so fucking easy. I mean, CGI monsters crying actually gets to me! Ugh. I just bent over and let this trailer have its way with me. But instead of doing me in the ass with loogies instead of lube, it hugged me tight. That's gross. And now I finally know what Tammie Brown meant when she said , " I don't see you out there walking children in nature ." | |
| Afternoon Crumbs | Top |
| Note to self: Doing yourself on an airplane can get you into trouble. T-girl Elvis Crespo learned the hard way - Guanabee Carmen Electra bares her wonky plastic sacks in Maxim Mexico - Egotastic! How big is your Twitter dick (I'm not talking about John Mayer)? - Scandalist Arthritis is cute! - Jezebel Jim Carrey is a star at faking gay sex - Towleroad Camilla Belle dumped Joe Jonas for an overcooked sweet potato - Lainey Gossip Anna Faris joins the No Pants, Crotch Out Club - Hollywood Tuna Nick Cannon is going to shave off his dick bush as a gift to Mimi for her 39th birthday - Hollywood Rag Roger Federer flashes his furry boobies - Just Jared Adrian Grenier must be wearing some thick ass vodka goggles (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather It's always feels good to get flipped off by a baby - Cityrag | |
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| Pharrell Dances For A Big Mac And FAILS | Top |
| Pharrell Williams glided into a McDonald's at an airport in Paris and begged them to serve him some deliciousness by breaking into a gay ass song and dance number. The employees didn't think it was cute and they weren't entertained. They told him they would serve him breakfast instead, but Pharrell wasn't didn't want that, so he leaped into an ode to Filet O' Fish. The real star of this shit is the bitch stirring her coffee. That bitch doesn't give a fuck! She's making minimum wage and Pharrell wants her to go out of her damn way to please him?! NOT TODAY. A chorus of flying bunny rabbits could have popped out of his ass and she still wouldn't have been impressed. She finally quits that bitch leaving Pharrell without a Le Big Mac in his mouth. He got a Le NOTHING. Pharrell should know that a bunch of cutesy dance moves won't cut it. He needed to make a pile of $100 bills prance above her head. Come on, Pharrell. | |
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