The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- Hot Slut Of The Week: Jesse James
- The Photoshop Awards: Jessica Simpson On Vanity Fair...Yes, Vanity Fair
| Hot Slut Of The Week: Jesse James | Top |
| Birthday : April 19, 1969 Age : 40 Birth Name : Jesse Gregory James Original Date of HS of the Day : April 27, 2009 Claim to Fame : Jesse is the owner of West Coast Choppers, which I guess is like hot shit in the motorcycle world. This led to Jesse getting his own show on the Discovery Channel called Monster Garage. Jesse also has his own clothing line, burger joint and a magazine. He's also married to that broad from Speed . Where is he now ? Jesse is on The Celebrity Apprentice and that's where my heart grew fonder for him. Jesse acts and dresses like he just got out of prison! He has those shifty eyes and you don't know where he's going to shank you, rape you or hug you. Why is he HS of the Week ? Because of the description above. And because he won a pie-eating contest! A pie-eating contest. That's reason enough. Clip below: Image source: Flickr | |
| The Photoshop Awards: Jessica Simpson On Vanity Fair...Yes, Vanity Fair | Top |
| Again, I repeat, Vanity FAIR. More like Vanity FAIL. The hos at Vanity Fair must all have squeaky clean asses, because Papa Joe probably had to lick every last one of them off in order to get his little froglet on the cover. And IN THIS ECONOMY, I'm surprised Vanity Fair took Jessica Simpson on. How many copies of Photoshop, how many pairs of Spanx and how many gallons of liquid foundation did it take to put this mess together? Not since the Pyramids were built.... I mean, homegirl is pinched, sucked and airbrushed to DEATH. They probably had to have an oxygen tank on the set, because Jess couldn't fucking breath. And by "oxygen tank," I mean Papa Joe's mouth. Ugh. The article that goes along with these works of Photoshop art is kind of hilarious. The dude says shit like: "Jessica seemed nervous. Her hands trembled. She ordered a glass of Pinot Grigio. It seemed to calm her. She didn't want to talk about her weight, so, of course, that's all I could think of—it gilded each question in my mind: What are you working on now [that you're fat]? Do you see yourself as part of a class, with Christina and Britney [or are you too fat]? Do you feel that your relationship with Tony Romo has affected his performance as a quarterback [because you are fat]?" And he adds: "As an actress, she's slightly less skillful than the actress who replaced Suzanne Somers on Three's Company." WAIT. Is he downing the legendary Jenilee Harrison? ! Jenilee has more talent in her bunion than the entire Simpson family combined! I mean, did he ever witness her genius as Jamie Ewing in Dallas ?! He needs to issue an apology and eat his fingers. You can read the entire interview at VF . I can't wait to see who July's cover ho will be. I'm thinking either Heidi Montag or the skank with the pussy on her face from For Love of Ray J. | |
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