Sunday, June 7, 2009

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Bret Michaels Almost Decapitated At The Tonys Top
Poison performed with the show Rock of Ages on the Tony Awards tonight and the theater gods were not amused with the idea of the keeper of the whores on Broadway. They gave Bret Michaels a warning by practically decapitating him and knocking him on his ass! HAHAHAHA! Who ever said the Tonys didn't bring laughs?! I wonder if his "fine European extensions " survived? And I also wonder how long it took them to mop up all the douche water that splashed out of his ears? What a beautiful moment. Totally rock and fucking roll. And here's some pictures of Poison with Constantine before Bret almost got beheaded. I guess C.C. Deville couldn't make it. It was nice of Phyllis Diller to fill in for him.
 
Nipple Jerky Top
Back when Brit Brit's crazy was out in the open (those were the days), she shot a video for Gimme More that was financed with a couple of WIC coupons. It was the video where Brit looked like a professional twat shaker who accepts Camel cash and bags of Hot Fries as tips. Well, the News of the World claims these are " NEVER BEFORE SEEN " pictures of Brit from that video with her uncensored Cheetoronis out. It's Cheeto vu for me, because I feel like I've seen this before. Or maybe I'm just confusing Brit Brit's chichi knobs with the roasted corn salad I had last week. Herm. It was a smart move for Brit to cover up her nipples with those classy fake rose tattoos. It just makes the whole look much more elegant and sophisticated. Ka-dooz to Brit for that!
 

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