The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- Brit Brit Goes To McDonald's
- At Least He Doesn't Have To Hang Around Fishsticks Anymore
- Afternoon Crumbs
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| When Brit Brit and her Droopy Dog nipples walked into McDonald's in London today those whores better have got on their knees and started worshiping at her feets. Seeing Brit Brit at McDonald's is the equivalent of seeing Amy Winehouse in a crackhouse or Parasite Hilton in a free clinic. A god at their church! Actually, it's also like seeing Brit Brit at a Starbucks, Del Taco, AM/PM, Arby's and anywhere else they sell processed greasy deliciousness. | |
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| Billy Joel and his third wife Katie Lee Joe l have separated. This is good news for Billy since he can slap Fishsticks Paltrow in the teefs the next time she calls him " William. " He doesn't have to hold back anymore. Billy and Katie issued a statement to the NYDN and confirmed that their marriage is lying lifeless in the gutter , "After nearly five years of marriage, Billy and Katie have decided to separate. This decision is the result of much thought and consideration. Billy and Katie remain caring friends, with admiration and respect for each other ." There were rumors a little while ago that Katie and Billy's marriage had hit the skids, because she was out dry humping fashion designer Yigal Azrouel . Their spokeswhore denies that their split has anything to do with Yigal. Some source close to the two said Katie and Billy's age difference fucked it up for them. He's 60 and she's 27. The source said, "They grew apart. She is very career-oriented. She loves going out. She loves the city. When Billy isn't touring, he'd rather be on Long Island with his motorcycles and boats." You know what I think happened? Billy woke up one day and realized he's not married to a real human being! Did you see Katie on the first season of Top Chef ? My toilet seat has a more sparkling personality than Katie. I bet the inside of that bitch's body looks like the game Operation . Plastic organs and shit! If Billy wants to get out of paying alimony, he could probably argue that their marriage is invalid due to the fact that she's an inanimate object. There's not a court in this country who would disagree with him! | |
| Afternoon Crumbs | Top |
| Behind-the-scenes shots from the making of the Pirelli calendar including the happiest sloth in the world - Egotastic! Heather Graham , then Kristin Calamari, then Horsey Montag and now Doutzen Kroes . That dress is the biggest whore ever! - Hollywood Tuna Reese Witherspoon's bitchface is not convincing - Lainey Gossip JLo with a fake baby bump on the set of her movie Not The Baster But The Other One - Just Jared Manwhore Adrian Grenier might be settling down with a chick who shares his initials - Popsugar Katie Price's atomic bomb boobies destroy a sweater (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather Marc Jacobs and his bearded lovah might make it legal in P-Town - Towleroad Jacko is giving me serious fever in his fierce leopard pants - Hollywood Rag When are Amy Wino's parents going to have a little conversation with Daddy Spears over cheese grits? - ICYDK Kate Gosselin will spank her kid if she wants to - Celebitchy If Sanjaya is straight, then I'll eat CHERYL BURKE'S mop bucket - SOW Pugs in funny hats - Cityrag Sandra Bullock considers herself a good actress - I'm Not Obsessed | |
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