The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Feeling A Little Nippy? | Top |
| Yesterday, I applauded Heather Graham for wearing a " one dolla to make you holla " dress to the Dublin premiere of The Hangover . At today's London premiere of the movie, Heather stayed with the whole sex-worker theme by wearing this stripper floor gown. A professional snatch shaker would usually wear a luxurious gown like this when she's begging tricks for lap dances. Heather's booby boners added an extra touch of class to this already elegant ensemble. Speaking of Heather's nipples... Is it just me or do they roll around her breasts? In one picture, her nipple is chilling out on the east side of her breast. In another, it's back in the center. It would actually be kind of fun if you had nipples that moved around like that. When you're really bored, you could lay on your bed and try to roll your nipple into the correct spot. It would be like having your own personal labyrinth game on your chest! | |
| Where Is His Gorgeous Cholita Mother? | Top |
| Danny Noriega , the MiserAlba look-alike from American Idol , has unleashed a new video to the world and it's a homemade wreck! Do DOS machines still exist, because this shit might have been made on one. Aw. I shouldn't say that. This wasn't homemade. I'm sure it was shot at the finest music video booth Six Flags has to offer. The effects are spellbinding. Danny's video features every standard MS Windows screensaver. That has to be a first. Who is this Diamonique person? I bet you her real name is Crystal and she's a part-time " sales associate " at Wet Seal. Danny had to let her be in the video, because she provided the wardrobe. You know how that goes. But Danny made one huge mistake. Where is his gorgeous cholita mother? Everything Diamonique did (or didn't) do, Danny's gorgeous cholita mother could have done better! When are her perfect eyebrows going to get their time in the spotlight? As for the song, I'm so glad this didn't come out when I was 16. I would've been bobbing my ass to this at the all-ages club thinking I was it. VIA Vote For The Worst | |
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