The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Open Post: Hosted By COJO!!!! | Top |
| Cojo was the belle of the ball last night! Or maybe he was the ball of the belle? BOTH! You know, during my drunk blogging rant last night, I said that the theme of the Oscars was anal beads. And look what is hanging between precious Cojo's voluptuous chichis: anal beads by Chanel! By the end of the night, those Chanel beady beads were having a prostate party in Cujo's culo. When he pulled them out, they were the colors of the rainbow. I'm pretty sure that's how Skittles are made. | |
| You're Almost There.... | Top |
| Matthew McConaughey must be a fan of Nip/Tuck , because it looks like he was inspired by the auto-sucking episode . Matthew was on the beach in Rio trying to give his peen friend a little tongue kiss. He would say he was just " stretching ," but you know what he was up to. He just needed to get just a little bit closer and he easily could have slid his tongue right in between those dick lips and said " hello ." Matthew just needs to get a fat friend to sit on his back and he'll get it. Besides, sucking his own dick is probably easier than jacking himself off. Those little T-Rex arms must have a hard time stretching all the way down there. We've all tried to licky our own dicky. Don't lie. I stopped trying, because whenever I did go for it, I'd have the sudden urge to do pee times. And auto-golden-showers is not a sport I want to play. | |
| The "Over The Moon" Watch | Top |
| Anne Hathaway said IT. And she said it last night to Babwa Wawa . Anne using the dreaded OTM didn't surprise me, because earlier in the interview she said coke was never a "horse she got on. " So bitch is a fan of old timey talk. That's the way the theater fags talked in high school and I bet Anne was one of those. The type who do their "rubber baby buggy bumper " exercises in the hallways and said shit like " cheese and crackers " instead of Jesus Christ! We never would have been friends. And I seriously slapped my monitor when that OTM mess came out of her mouth. It's at the 7:35 mark in the video above. Anne Hathaway is now on notice. And to think that I thought she had one of the hottest dress of the night. Not any fucking more. I want to throw her and that dress under the moon. | |
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