The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Open Post: Hosted By Brit Brit's Runaway Tampon | Top |
| When Brit Brit's pussy isn't hanging out, it's trying hard not to let a tampon wiggle out of its grasp. And that tampon is one persistent motherfucker, because it looks like it chewed through her hose It doesn't look like it ever got away, but it's going to try harder next time. Brit Brit should have LoJack installed in that bitch. (Thanks Ben and all for sending this nastiness in) | |
| Coke Does A Body Good | Top |
| Just slip a pair of platform flip-flops on HoHan and she'd look exactly like a sun-damaged day-shift hooker trying to trade handjobs for a gram outside of a Super 8 in Gainesville, FL. I mean, what is going on here? What is she doing? Why is just lying on someone's lawn? They need to turn on the sprinklers to wash down her skank. Maybe the cold water will also wake up her narcoleptic tittays, because they are OUT. Over the weekend, HoHan took a break from her oh-so stressful life to get in a few photo-ops in Maui with The Curious Case of Ali Lohan and some friends. Homegirl needs to take herself to a luau (just don't eat the pig), because her flat back beaver tail ass has a serious case of the hongries! Bitch's ass is trying to devour her bikini bottoms. Give it some pineapple or a macadamia nut or something. | |
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