The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| The Photoshop Awards: The Takers Poster | Top |
| I have no clue what this Takers movie is about, but based on the poster I'm guessing the " something " everyone is after is NECKS! This shit should be called NECK TAKERS, because none of these motherfuckers on this poster have one! Paul Walker sort of has one, but it's hidden underneath that spandex turtleneck(?!!!?). I mean, what in the fuck?! My drunk computer-illiterate uncle, who thinks an ipod is a type of diaphragm (true story), could do a better Photoshop job than this! I wish Paul Walker would use his GIGANTIC hands to rip that hat off of Hayden Christensen's head, because SamRo has been asking for it. And part of me hopes the movie is just like the poster. You know, a bunch of cardboard cut-outs hanging around together, boozing, smoking and TAKING! Source: Coming Soon VIA ONTD | |
| That Poor Rose | Top |
| Maybe I fell asleep during that part in Beauty and the Beast , but I don't ever remember The Beast doing fellatio with the rose before destroying it.... Anyway, outside of a bar in London last night, Mickey Rourke gave a rose a blow job in front of everyone. Now, I could make some joke about how the flower is a symbol for a chocha, but I really don't think your (or my imaginary) vagina needs that today so I'll refrain for now. Instead, let's focus on Mickey's bulge. That's if your stomach can take it. | |
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