The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- J.D. Salinger Has Died
- Open Post: Hosted By Nurse Mimi & Nicki Minaj
- Vadge And A-Rod Just Can't Quit Each Other
| J.D. Salinger Has Died | Top |
| J.D. Salinger , the author of one of the only books I read in high school word for word without the help of Cliffs Notes, has died at the age of 91. J.D.'s son said that his father passed away from natural causes at his home in New Hampshire. For the past few decades, J.D. has lived in total isolation in his small house. Every time the neighborhood kids would trespass on his lawn, he'd turn the sprinklers on them (I made that up). But even though J.D. hasn't been in the public eye, he has been in most of our lives thanks to his books Catcher in the Rye and Franny and Zoe . Back in high school, when my English teacher announced that we were going to read Catcher in the Rye , some asshole bastard said to me as we were leaving class, " I bet you like to catch it in the rye. " Ha. And Ha. Real fucking funny. Whatever that means. But I do thank J.D. for that, because it did make me laugh on the inside. And just for the record, I love catching it in my rye (that's short for "brown eye" ). Rest in Peace, J.D. | |
| Open Post: Hosted By Nurse Mimi & Nicki Minaj | Top |
| This is the new video for Mimi's poetic masterpiece " Up Out My Face, " and it looks like a Target commercial specifically aimed at wig-wearing women who spend all their coins on plastic surgery and only surround themselves with drag queens and make-up artists (aka Lil' Kim ). The fact that this mess is Barbie-themed isn't surprising. Mimi will forever be a 12-year-old with no parental supervision and a bottomless checking account. Mimi's adult life is based on the movie Blank Check . You know, I'm not sure about that Nicki Minaj trick. Nicki's lisp makes my wrist twitch, which might be a good thing. I'm watching her. And speaking of lisps, here's the Rainbow Farty Princess' other new video with Ne-Yo . via the Life Files & ONTD | |
| Vadge And A-Rod Just Can't Quit Each Other | Top |
| Even though Baby Jesus suckles on Vadge's nipple almost every night, he's not the only one making her roar. UsWeekly (via MSNBC ) says that two weekends ago, Vadge put Baby Jesus down for a nap in the manger and then tip-toed out to meet A-Roidy in secret. A-Roidy's peen stopped bench pressing Vadge's clit a year ago, but a source says they have kept in touch all long. The source went on to say that Vadge met up with A-Roidy at his Westchester County home in New York. They spent the entire weekend together. The source added, "She's never been a one-man woman. When she's with a guy like Jesus, whom she takes care of, she doesn't really respect him. " Vadge's rep denies this. I don't think Baby Jesus needs to learn how to walk on his own just yet, because I doubt anything scandalous happened between A-Roidy and Vadge. They get together every now and again to STRETCH, FLEX, WRESTLE AND FLEX! Their meetings look something like this: | |
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