The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Keep Fucking That Chicken | Top |
| That is not a picture from the conception of Chicken Cutlets . It's from the 2pznappod blog who witnessed some crazy bitch Borat-ing a chicken on the 6 train in NYC last night. Actually, he out-Borated Borat by sharing an intimate moment with the chicken in front of everyone. Get a coop! But seriously, you can't fully put the blame on the chicken humper. He's just taking orders from Ernie Anastos . Clip below: You know, the chicken really does look alluring. The dude just can't help it. And imagine what he does with a 6-piece Chicken McNugget from McDonald's? He brings his own sauce. | |
| Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess | Top |
| This well-known singer had a very intentional wardrobe malfunction before a recent performance at an international venue. Instead of debating what to wear in the privacy of her dressing room, she decided to make her wardrobe options much more public. So she stripped topless backstage, and then had a golf cart driver chauffeur her between the stage and her dressing room while she was completely nude from the waist up. Speculation is that she hoped that just a glimpse of her girls would cause a certain Royal Prince to ditch his girlfriend for her. Didn't happen. Eventually there was a lame attempt by a handler to "protect her modesty" by holding up a sarong as a cover up, but the singer seemed rather intent on providing plenty of exposure for any interested photographers. Sadly for her, they just weren't that many takers. Ouch. ( Blind Gossip ) Unfortunately, I don't think this is Susan Boyle . I wish. I'll have to go with Lily Allen since she was seen riding around in a golf cart at Sydney's Big Day Out last week. Prince William was also there... Which hugely famous British celebrity couple are about to give up the fight and split up? ( Holy Moly! via Blind Gossip ) Queen Elizabeth and her boo? Okay, I'll guess the obvious: Pigtoria Beckham and her husband Minnie Mouse . This married A list actress knows she is losing her popularity quickly. So, she has informed her managers to get her in the next Twilight movie. When they told her there were no parts for her, she said, " Well have them make up one or I will find new managers. Who wouldn't want me in their movie? " ( CDAN ) JLo ? MiserAlba ? Nicole Kidman ? Demi Moore ? CZJ ? | |
| Canceled Betty | Top |
| ABC has just given the cast and crew of Ugly Betty another reason to get drunk until their eyeballs burst at Happy Hour tonight. They were all just told that they better shine their pussies real good since they might have to work the ho stroll, because they won't be back for a fifth season. And just when Ugly Betty was starting to become Mildly Attractive After A Few Stiff Drinks Betty. DAMN THEM! Fox411 reports that the show ended up in the gutter (with its old friend Lindsay Lohan ) after ABC moved it to Friday nights. ABC tried to save Betty by moving it to Wednesdays, but it never got its audience back. Basically, ratings with the help of ABC killed Betty. The President of ABC (aka Betty's executioner) issued this statement to The Ausiello Files : " We've mutually come to the difficult decision to make this Ugly Betty 's final season, and are announcing now as we want to allow the show ample time to write a satisfying conclusion. We are extremely proud of this groundbreaking series, and felt it was important to give the fans a proper farewell ." I want to be Wilhelmina Slater when I finally hit puberty and grow up, so this is shitty news for me. But I know that all magical things must come to an end (i.e. a box of Strawberry Shortcake bars, Stacey Q's career, etc...). At least they are giving Ugly Betty a proper memorial and burial. I still haven't recovered from Footballers Wives' NON-FINALE. Most nights I wake up wondering if Tanya Turner is in rehab somewhere trying to kick her addiction to rat poison . | |
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