The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| The Betty White/Quween Feud Lives On | Top |
| Last week, Betty White and Quween on the Scene had a little quarrel outside of the Beverly Hills Medical Center . I was hoping that they would make up over shots of Mad Dog in the parking garage, but obviously that didn't happen. By the looks of these pictures taken yesterday, Quween is no longer a friend of Betty's, just like sanity is no longer a friend of OctoMom's. This hurts deep. Just look at Betty making painfaces! I make the same face when I accidentally look down while taking a shower by myself. It's like Quween's presence is giving her an awesomely horrible case of gas. You know that one episode of Dateline NBC about telemarketing scams that target the elderly? This looks like a dramatization of that episode. This is not a good sign at all. I don't want to have to spend weekends at Quween's corner, and weekdays at Betty's house, so I hope this all blows over soon. Whenever you piss off a Golden Girl, just put a cheesecake on her porch and back off. Well, unless it's Blanche , and then you just slip a hot man in her mail box. | |
| Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess | Top |
| This A list Academy Award winner/nominee actress was on a set recently and had just finished a shot. As she was walking back to her trailer she noticed no one was talking to her or looking in the eye. When she walked up to the set designer to talk to him he seemed unsure of himself. At that point our actress turned around and yelled at one of the producers and said, "Did you put up those damn signs for people not to talk to me or look me in the eye ? I told you I hated those things. They make me look like a bitch. Now that that is settled, dinner and drinks are on me for the cast and crew tonight. I'm sorry for the signs." ( CDAN ) Nicole Kidman ? HA! Like you need to put a sign up to know not to look Nicole in the eye. Everybody knows if you make eye contact with Nicole, your veins will turn to ice and your soul will suffer hypothermia. My real guess is either Sandra Bullock, Julia Roberts or Halle Berry ? This Real Housewife who is not currently married but had an intriguing heterosexual relationship on the show is gay. ( CDAN ) Who is a wig's greatest enemy Kim Zolciak ? This might be proof. Just like we predicted in an earlier blind, this couple just broke up. The relationship was doomed from the start, but don't give up on them just yet. The couple has more to milk out of the relationship, at least from the girl's perspective. We know we say a lot of couples and celebs pull stunts for PR reasons, but that's just the way it works in Hollywood. Although this girl has an additional motive, she wants the world to know she's a whole lot better than the boyfriend's ex-girlfriend. Not Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel. ( BuzzFoto ) Reese Witherspoon & Jakey Gyllenhaal ? Or Abbie Cornish & Ryan Phillipe ? Speaking of, when is the world finally going to get a Jakey & Ryan coupling? Or even an Abbie & Reese coupling? It's bound to happen. This actor has many successful films to his credit. Since his last couple of films didn't do so well at the box office, though, he is having a bout of insecurity. He has recently consulted with at least three different plastic surgeons about having his face freshened up. He doesn't want a nose job or cheek implants or botox. He just wants to look like a younger version of himself. More specifically, he gave each surgeon the following guideline: He doesn't want to look like Rupert Everett. We are assuming he means that he doesn't want to look overdone. Then again, he would also probably never accept a role as the gay best friend of Julia Roberts in any film. ( Blind Gossip ) I'm only going to guess Tom Cruise , because I can picture him telling the surgeon: " I don't want to look like that gay person Rupert Everett. You want some ice cream? " | |
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