The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Naomi Campbell Is WANTED | Top |
| If you happen to be in the NYC area and spot a crazed supermodel with rage in her eyes and a Blackberry in hand, RUN don't sashay to the nearest discount clothing chain (bitch doesn't go near those) and call the police! It's most likely Naomi the Terrible and she's a WANTED woman! The New York Post says that the terror of the catwalk allegedly Naomi Campbell-ed a chauffeur this afternoon. The story goes that Naomi freaked out at a driver who was taking her around the city. When the driver called the police, Naomi busted out of the car and fled the scene! Naomi is now at large, and the police are looking for her. The police said that the driver suffered a few minor bruises and bumps as a result of getting punched out by Naomi. The police simply handed him a pamphlet for the Victims of Naomi Campbell support group. They meet every Wednesday night in the basement of a church. It's not known why Naomi flipped out, but I'm guessing the driver made the mistake of looking her in the eye. Shit, he might have just looked in her direction. That is why it's best just to blindfold yourself around Naomi and claim you're deaf. Even if you're driving! See no evil, hear no evil! | |
| Who's Bad? | Top |
| ANSWER: Jermaine Jackson's 13-year-old son Jaafar ! Child Protective Services was called to the Jackson family home in Encino last night after they heard about an incident involving Jaafar, Blanket Jackson and a taser gun. TMZ reports that last week the Jackson's security team confiscated a taser gun Jaafar ordered off the internet. Katherine Jackson locked the gun up in one of her wig closets. While Latarian Milton was in L.A ., he must have taught Jaafar how to pick a lock using a fish bone, because he was able to get a hold of the taser gun. Security caught Jaafar on the second floor of the home trying to turn 7-year-old Blanket into an ELECTRIC BLANKET! And that's why CPS stepped in. According to sources, two social workers spoke to Katherine and Jaafar. They also confiscated the stun gun. They are planning to return to the home to investigate the incident further. But Blanket isn't safe yet! The sources added that there's a second taser gun somewhere in the house. Poor Blanket will have to sleep with rubber boots on and a tongue depressor in his mouth. How dreadful. Katherine needs to put her discipline wig on and handle those kids. It's turning into Lord of the Flies over there. Jaafar shares his name with a Disney villain , so this shouldn't really surprise me, but it does. I would expect this type of behavior from Jermajesty , because well....his name is Jermajesty. If that was name, I'd be so angry that I'd tase every bitch within arm reach. And if Jaafar really feels the need to tase, AIM FOR JOE! | |
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