The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- .....The Fuck?
- Wino's Titty Trauma, Take 2 (Or is it 3?)
- The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 26th!
- Hot Slut Of The Day!
- Birthday Sluts
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| This is a MAN DOWN CODE 10 EYEBROW SITUATION right here. You know Lindsay Lohan put a Sharpie in Ali Lohan's hand and forced her to paint these eyebrows on, because she said it will make her look like Joan Crawford. Fuck my eyes with a wire hanger, because she looks more like the Benjamin Button-ized love child of Groucho Marx and Gollum . Lindsay Lohan should stick to sniffing Sharpies instead of using them on her sister's eyebrows. Beyond brow fuckery. I am a strong supporter of eyebrow art, but this only works if Ali Lohan wants to look like a bridge witch who lost all her teeth from chewing on children's toe nails and gnawing on deer bones. Ali's sweater is even disintegrating at the sight of her scary ass. It's afraid she's going to throw it in the oven like she did to those village kids. Release the Kraken! I said " Kraken ," not " Crackhead, " so you can stand down, Lindsay. Here's more of Ali with Lindsay Lohan at Millions of Milkshakes yesterday. Millions of Milkshakes is really the only place that will give Lilo a job nowadays. | |
| Wino's Titty Trauma, Take 2 (Or is it 3?) | Top |
| Amy Wino found herself in THE CLINIC again after she fell down in a drunken stupor and bruised her stuffed titties. This is the millionth time that Wino has ended up in the hospital with titty trauma. Somebody needs to call the police, because implant abuse a real thing. Those poor things probably look like Tommy Girl's ass cheeks: bruised, battered and leaking gooey substances. A source tells The Sun , "Amy was running up and down the corridors with her top off and reeking of booze. She'd had a few. At first she thought she had broken something, so got her security to take her to hospital. The doctors were worried she might be concussed because she had a big bump on her head and a cut above her eye." Doctors kept Wino overnight, because there was some bruising to her ribs. They released her yesterday, but she refused to leave. Yes, Wino's agent says that she loves the clinic so much that she wants to stay longer. You can't blame her for wanting to stay. Where else can her veins swallow a morphine bag's load without any interruptions? Now back to Wino's titty sacks, those poor things really need to find a way out. It's like those implants are being raised by Joe Jackson! FREE THEM! | |
| The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 26th! | Top |
| Even Lady Gaga's cat needs to work on her tuck game. - OurMissC Runners-up: Kinda puts a damper on things when you find out that your shaved pussy has balls. - brischick Mr. Bigglesworth has been dropped from the new Austin Power's movie for his provocative centerfold spread in Cat Fancy. - oggie168 Johnny Weir prefers to do his pre-competition warmups au natural - PortaPetey (Thanks Rachel) | |
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| No, this is not one of Trace Cyrus' baby pictures. That yearling wishes. This is Einstein , the world's smallest foal! Einstein barely dropped out of his mother's horse cooch on Friday, and he weighed in at 6lbs and he's only 14 inches tall. To put that into perspective, Einstein is about 2 lbs lighter than one of Aretha Franklin's nipples and he's about half the size of Anderson Cooper's flaccid peen (I'M WISHING). Einstein's owner, Dr. Rachel Wagner of Barnstead, New Hampshire, says that Guinness lists the smallest newborn horse as weighing 9lbs. So obviously, Einstein is the new unofficial record holder! Here's video of Einstein doing all sorts of baby horse things including sucking on his mom's chichi. The "double mocha with whipped" comment was completely unnecessary. If that's what he's craving, then he's sucking out of the wrong..... Okay, I'll show myself out. Source: Daily Mail & Best Week Ever | |
| Birthday Sluts | Top |
| Sheena Easton (51) Allison Iraheta (18) Patrick Stump (26) Ari Graynor (27) Sally Hawkins (34) Nigel Barker (38) Kylie Travis (40) James LeGros (48) Ace Frehley (59) Kate Pierson (62) Ann Peebles (63) Cuba Gooding, Sr. (66) Casey Kasem (78) Anouck Aimee (78) Jack Klugman (88) | |
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