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- One of Vanilla Gorilla's Side-Pieces Is Sorry
- The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 23rd!
- Hot Slut Of The Day!
| One of Vanilla Gorilla's Side-Pieces Is Sorry | Top |
| Melissa Smith , the pure magnolia blossom in the picture above who did illegal fuck times with Jesse James , has apologized to Sandra Bullock for fucking her husband. Melissa faxed the letter to Sandra's agent yesterday afternoon. And due to a technical glitch I'm sure, she also accidentally faxed the letter to everyone from TMZ to the Pennysaver. The famewhoring carrier pigeon had to make a stop first, I guess. Dear Sandra, I'm sure your wondering why I'm writing this letter to you. I felt I needed to reach out to you and tell you how deeply sorry I am for everything that you've been through. And I know nothing I can say in this letter is going to make the pain of my actions go away. But I sincerely wanted to take a moment to personally apologize to you. I know that this message wills most likely go unanswered, but I want you to know that I am sorry for any hurt or pain that I have caused you. My actions of engaging with a married man are unforgivable. I never meant you any harm. I compromised my beliefs on several occasions and as a result, will never forgive myself. I know that nothing I can say will take back the hurt that my actions caused. From the bottom of my heart, I hope you accept my sincere apology. Please contact me if you wish to discuss on the phone or in person. My deepest regrets, Melissa Smith Gorillashit apology aside, I know you want to throw hate at Melissa for using an artifact from the late 80s to communicate, but don't. Melissa's desktop computer got repossessed, because she stopped making lay-a-way payments on it. So Melissa had no choice but to go to Walgreens and fork over her tips from the night before (three quarters) to fax Sandra (and the media) an apology. Faxing an apology is the old " crying about it on The Insider. " Bitch is bringing faxing back. And I'm pretty sure the fax machine accidentally cut off Melissa's P.S. to Sandra which read: "Oh, and if your pussy has the itchies in a chronic way, I'm sorry for that too. " | |
| The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 23rd! | Top |
| Desperate to finally get on the cover of People, Phoebe Price reveals she has a child. - Glitter.Dust Runners-up: The plot thickens in Larry King's 7th divorce when photos emerge of the child he fathered with mistress Joy Behar. - jadams The contents of Carrot Top's belly button isn't a very pretty sight. - NovaNightly Even in disguise, poor Cinnabun still can't escape the paparazzi. - Soultonic Source: Reddit via TDW ( Thanks Craig ) | |
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| Kitty Bartholomew , interior designer, knitter extraordinaire, master menu maker and a regular contributor on one my favorite talk shows ever THE HOME SHOW ! Before The View came along to terrorize our ear drums, there was a talk show on ABC called The Home Show which focused on crafts and interior design crap. In the early 90s, it was the best shit to watch whenever I was pretending to be sick while home from school. Kitty Bartholomew was a regular on that show, and she'd teach viewers how to make lamp shades out of old purses or a full-length carpet out of scraps. I was always mesmerized by her, but mostly because her name is Kitty Bartholomew! Anybody whose name sounds like a character on Mister Rogers deserves your full attention! | |
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