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| Joey Lawrence Says Donald Trump Is A Man We Can Trust! | Top |
| Since Joey Lawrence and Donald Trump both have puzzling hairlines that even the most skilled engineers and 5th graders can't solve, they have to stick together until the end. So it's no surprise that Joey Lawrence is publicly endorsing a rotisserie gutter toad who collects bankruptcies the same way he collects hair plugs. For absolutely no reasonable reason, ">Fox News (via HuffPo ) asked the supporting star of Blossom and weight: bold;">Gimme a Break for his thoughts on Trump possibly running for president. The writers of Blossom would've kept his answer to a simple " WHOAH !" but Joey has a mind of his own so he got into this shit. "Obama was something fresh, and new, and people wanted to put their faith in his message of being different and 'change' and all this stuff two years ago, but that fell flat because he gets in there and it's pretty much the same old thing. I think everybody can agree on that, there's no real change. It would just be nice to see him make speeches instead of Hillary (Clinton) and Timothy Geithner and all these other people. Something's not working; definitely the approach we're taking is not working. He (Obama) is already fundraising, and we have serious problems. Gasoline is going to be six dollars a gallon by the end of the summer. They want to raise the debt ceiling, and we have a trillion and a half dollars already in debt. I don't know if that's the right thing. I don't know if raising a billion dollars to re-run is the right thing to do right now. I'd be open to Donald. He's somebody out of the box and I think that some of the stuff he's saying makes sense. It sounds like you and I would say it, and it's time. I'm tired of 'so politically correct' every step of the way. It's like there are times when we need to say, 'We're getting our rear ends kicked, we are the world leader, we need to step up and act like it.' Everyone is so afraid to say anything. I keep my political views private; I think that's the best way to do it. But I have no problem calling a spade a spade. I think Donald is an interesting character. He's an amazing CEO, this is a business. This is a business, running this country is a business and it has not been run the last decade the right way, whether it's Republican or Democrat, so it's not really a party issue, it's more of a person issue. Somebody has to get in there and really hold people accountable. I love politics. I love the country. Maybe I would (go into politics,) I don't know. It's what I minored in at school, political science." You can laugh all you want, but I've always known that the song in a bald eagle's heart sounds just like Joey Lawrence's " Stay Forever ." If only Nell Carter was here to wrap her arms around Joey's wise words. She'd pat him on the back so hard that he'd fall into a giant fish tank and she'd " accidentally " vacuum him up. And really, we know Joey Lawrence is only endorsing The Don, because Trump promised that if he's president he'll lift the tax from lip gloss, hairline stencils and brow waxing kits. Furthermore, the only 90s sitcom star I get political advice from is Pam from Martin and here's what she has to say about Trump 4 President: I've grown TIRED Trump & want him 2 go far AWAY. Sum1 PLEASE snatch that squirrel on his head & RUN so he can chase u. AAAAGH! I mean, she even uses " snatch " and " squirrel " in the same Tweet. Pam 4 Secretary of EVERYTHING! | |
| Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess | Top |
| This closeted Hollywood actor – who starred in a huge 2009 Sci Fi Film – is arguing with his handlers about coming out. The handsome hunk is ready to let the world know he is gay. However, his people want him to keep quiet until after the sequel comes out. ( Blind Gossip ) The name beamed from my Gaydar to my brain (sorry) is Zachary Quinto ? But correct me if I'm wrong, I don't think his current address is 227 Closet Drive. Besides, there's no room for Zachary's body in his closet! It's already filled to the top with horizontal striped shirts. This C list celebrity has been getting a lot of attention for weight loss lately. While he's claiming it's the result of healthy living, it's really because he picked up a new drug addiction after his recent breakup. ( BuzzFoto ) Jonah Hill or Seth Rogen ? This funny actor isn't that old, but he has been complaining to his friends about how self-conscious he is about seeing his face age on screen. So, he recently had a mid-face lift, blepharoplasty on his lower eyes, as well as some botox and collagen. He is still able to make decent facial expressions, but the middle of his face is a bit frozen and overly smooth. While he might not be able to play a college student, it's definitely a step in the right direction. He looks pretty good… as long as he's not naked. ( Blind Gossip ) So the answer lies in the question: Which " funny actor" do you not want to see nekkid ass nekkid? I'm the wrong slut to look to for an answer since I'm okay with seeing almost everybody naked. That's when you know you're a special kind of shameless slut. A dude could be nothing but a mound of hairy fupa and I'd still look for the silver lining. " Well, that mole on his crotch will be cute once I flick the cheese off. Let's do this!" - Me My guesses: Mike Myers or Jim Carrey | |
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