The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Dreams Do Come True: Mickey Rourke In Spandex!!!!!! | Top |
| You're probably already pinching at your eyeballs with your longest nails, so you know this is already a product of real life. There's a few bonuses too! Mickey Rourke eating! Mickey Rourke getting oral with a bottle! Mickey Rourke getting oral with a fag! AND Mickey Rourke's face is looking as fresh as La Bruja's after a battery acid peel at SpeeDee Oil. Don't you just want to slather his face with tomato sauce and sprinkle a little Parmesan on his cheeks before nibbling? Since he's wearing Spandex, you've got something silky to sit on too. Unfortunately, Mickey kept his bulge to himself but that gives you something to look forward to (so keep your eyeball-pinching nails razor sharp)! | |
| Hasn't Sharon Tate Been Through Enough?!!! | Top |
| File this under: as likely as Roman Polanski getting named UNICEF's goodwill ambassador for children's aid. Lindsay Lohan already lost out on the chance to get humped by a dog on camera in the Linda Lovelace biopic called Inferno , because even the Geico Gecko refuses to look her way. LiLo has said herself that she's not insurable, but that hasn't stopped photographer and stunt queen extraordinaire Tyler Shields from offering her the role of Sharon Tate in a movie about Charlie Manson called Eyes of a Dreamer. Tyler and LiLo already go waaaaaaaay back. He shot her Inferno promotional stills . TMZ says that Brad Wyman, one of the producers of Monster , is already on board. Tyler is not only directing the movie, but he's also going to play Charles Manson. The only star from Valley of the Dolls LiLo can pull off playing is Patty Duke TODAY (no offense to modern day Patty Duke). Sharon Tate was a beautiful orchid of a woman with sumptuous eyelids (her eyelids really were a work of art), and LiLo well.... I'll just let Sharon Tate speak for all of us: (GIF via Imperial Bedrooms ) | |
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