The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Rick Springfield Got Arrested Last Night | Top |
| Last night in Malibu, Rick Springfield wish he had Jessie's Girl to bail his boozed up ass after he was arrested for handling his blue Corvette while being in a state of DRUNK. As drunk bitches everywhere slurred out their version of " One Reason (It's All I Need)" in the basement of a karaoke bar, Rick failed sobriety test after sobriety test. Lt. Chew of the LAPD tells Radar what went down. "Springfield was stopped due to a traffic violation and was subjected to a sobriety test. He failed and was then arrested and taken to Malibu Sheriff's station where he tested for alcohol levels. He reportedly blew at .10 and then a .08." Rick was charged and later released. The LAPD says they put Rick in handcuffs for drunk driving, but I have a feeling they really brought him in for looking like a come-to-life van portrait of a female-to-male transsexual who works part-time as a Jesus/Teri Hatcher impersonator. Beauty like that must be captured by a mug shot camera. | |
| Making Miley Cyrus Proud! | Top |
| It seems like it was just yesterday when proud virgin Jordin Sparks was flashing her purity ring and preaching about how not every single person out there wants to be a big slut (I resemble that comment!). And now here's a skinnier version of Jordin Sparks busting out moves that can only be taught at Miley Cyrus' Bathroom Mirror Modeling School (Tagline: " Train to be a bathroom mirror slut or just look like one! "). Judging by this photographic dissertation Jordin Tweeted yesterday, you can tell she majored in Sessypoutlips and minored in Ricochetflasheyes. You can almost hear her professors, Vanessa Hudgens and Demi Moore , putting down their camera phones to give it up for Jordin for completing her thesis. For a graduation gift, I will melt down Jordin's purity ring, mold it into the words " Fat Virgin No More " and attach it to a belly ring she can wear for her next bathroom mirror pictorial! via HuffPo | |
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