The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Lindsay Lohan Serves The Community By Going Braless | Top |
| With a Coke in hand, Lindsay Lohan showed up to orientation at the Downtown Women's Center, where she's doing some of her community service, in L.A. yesterday wearing what most graveyard-shift rest stop hookers call " professional attire ." LiLo served her community just by showing up with her nipples out! Those women in the shelter personally got to meet the busiest nipples in the business. Those nipples have cut lines of the bad shit with the best of 'em! Colin Farrell (and Gerard Butler and Aaron Carter and Harry Morton and SamRo and the bagger at the Vons on Hollywood Blvd) have done shots of bottom shelf tequila off those nipples! If those nipples weren't fucked up all the time, the stories they could tell you! So we should consider LiLo's community service as served! And I'm sure White Oprah is already stumbling up to the podium to say that her innocent child isn't wearing a bra because she selflessly donated it to a homeless woman with needy nipples. | |
| Guess Who Is Still A Mess? | Top |
| Oh, Andy Dick . Can't just go to a restaurant, sip on his soda water through a straw and sit politely with his thirst for drunken foolery tucked safely away. Nope. Andy continued to fight his demons (Note: "fight his demons " is the bad sheep second cousin of " over the moon") by trying to drown them out with alcohol and scare them away by causing a scene in a public place. Another week, another story about Andy Dick ruining somebody's meal. Radar says that the police were called to a restaurant in Temecula, CA last night after Andy conducted himself in a disorderly way while under the influence of booze. I'm sure Andy pissed in the corner, stuck his dick in somebody's burrito and did a shot off of a stranger's head without asking. The usual! Andy was charged with misdemeanor charge of disorderly conduct with alcohol and dried out in the tank before he was released on $500 bail. On a positive note, Andy's mug shot is the best I've seen him look in a long time. It must be the silver fuzzy butt chin that's drawing me in. You know I get weak for silver fuzzy butts (see: Mah Boo). And the next time Andy wants to have a good time, he should just hook up with these old dudes instead of terrorizing a restaurant with his acts of drunken assholery. This is totally what will happen you if hide your Ecstasy pills in your daddy's Viagra bottle. | |
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