The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- The CAPTION THIS Contest For May 27th!
- CoCo Is The Most Talented Woman In The World
- Jeff Conaway Has Passed Away
- Open Post: Hosted By A Cat Mom's Love
- Jose Canseco Wants To Be Lord Caca
| The CAPTION THIS Contest For May 27th! | Top |
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| CoCo Is The Most Talented Woman In The World | Top |
| Let's not pretend that CoCo didn't open that can with her camel toe and later crush it into a recycling bin with her jaws of life ass. Is there anything CoCo can't do (don't you dare add another " do " to that " do )? This might be the first time when saying "This beer tastes like ass!" is a good thing. The Queen is totally going to invite CoCo over to Buckingham Palace for Beer Bong Sundays when she sees this picture. Kate Middleton, who? Source: Twitter via WOW Report | |
| Jeff Conaway Has Passed Away | Top |
| Two weeks ago, Jeff Conaway was found unconscious on the floor of his home in Los Angeles. Some say he overdosed on painkillers and Dr. Drew says he suffered from pneumonia and sepsis. Jeff was staying alive (not a John Travolta reference) with the help of a ventilator and feeding tube, but yesterday his family decided to take him off life support. Shortly after that, Jeff floated off to the great big Rydell High School in the sky at the age of 60. Most of us know Jeff as Kenickie in Grease , but he was also in Taxi for a while and this masterpiece of a movie called Covergirl that I once watched at 4 in the morning. Jeff was also in Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab with his absolutely insane girlfriend Vikki Lizzi . They broke up before he died, but apparently Vikki Lizzi was trying to go to court to stop his family from taking him off life support. Dr. Drew tells TMZ that he wants everyone to know Jeff didn't die from overdose. Jeff's body quit after years of prescription drug abuse and just couldn't take it anymore. Dr. Drew added, " This was aspiration with overwhelming pneumonia and sepsis ." Rest in peace, Kenickie. You're now in heaven, giving hickeys to the angels. via E! News | |
| Open Post: Hosted By A Cat Mom's Love | Top |
| By popular demand, here's the video from the vault of adorable of a mother cat and her ginger kitten acting out my regular Saturday night. The mother cat is playing the role of me and the ginger kitten is playing the role of a bottle of peach vodka. (Thanks to everyone who this in a million times!) | |
| Jose Canseco Wants To Be Lord Caca | Top |
| As Lady Gaga performed as both Catra and Octavia in a broke down goth version of She-Ra on Good Morning America today (performances here ), Jose Canseco was probably dressed in his night time baseball armor and softly caressing his TV screen like it was his bride on their wedding day. Jose shared his love with Madonna 1.0 many years ago and now he's hoping that Lady Gaga will take her Madge impersonation way too far by riding her unicorn keyboard into the sunset with him. On Twitter the other night, Jose Tweeted a beautiful love poem dedicated to his queen (via UsWeekly ): I love lady gaga wish I could meet her .would marry her in a second 23 May Lady gaga is the truth get use to it 23 May Her song Judas is what we fight with everyday since we are born evil 23 May I am her night in baseball armor 23 May She is the queen 23 May Lady gaga where r u did u get my marriage proposal I am at cocoa casino in yuma Arizona 24 May "Night in Baseball Armor" is so the title of Gaga's next album. But I must tell Jose that if he hopes to successfully woo Gaga by publicly whispering sweet Tweets into her retinas, then maybe he should give her the correct name of the fucking casino he's staying at! It's the COCOPAH CASINO! Yes, I've been there. (Now is not the time to judge when love is on the line). The saddest image of the day is Caca standing alone in the parking lot of some cocoa casino in Yuma with a bridal bouquet in her hands, waiting to see baseball armor float through the night. | |
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