The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Broke Off, Dozed Off |
| Here's Xtina being carefully led out of a club in West Hollywood the other night with drunk eyes and a mouth full of smeared lipstick that lets you know when she wasn't sucking on her bitch's lips, she was sucking on a bottle of hooch! As for Matthew Rutler , he's got the mark of the Illuminati on his torso and the mark of the red lipstick beast scooted all over his mouth. These two raggedy ratchet hos had themselves a mouth party for two while the entire club probably watched with eyes wide open the same way they'd watch a sloth slurp up a bowl of mashed tomatoes in slow motion. You know that the party didn't end here either. When they got back to Xtina's palace, she had a sword fight with Matthew's peen and a dill pickle in the jacuzzi before she passed out over the side above a puddle of regret. The gardener woke her up the next morning by blowing her face with a leaf blower. Snooki must be oh so proud of Snookitina! |
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