The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| And This Has Given Me Nu Life | Top |
| A little white boy wheezing out his take on DC Talk's " Nu Thang " while doing the best of 80s moves in Zubaz pants is enough to make you spritz yourself with aerosol holy water and thank God for doing his nu thing so this kid can rap about it. But the Aqua Net angel wearing an acid wash Gunne Sax dress with a white lace bib is definitely my NU JESUS! Source: Christian Nightmares via Four Four | |
| Sounds Like Teen Murder | Top |
| Meanwhile in Lima, Peru, Miley Cyrus beat out " Courtney Love fartgasming " as the worst thing Kurt Cobain has ever heard with her version of " Smells Like Teen Spiri t." This mess is going to make Kurt commit suicide AGAIN and will definitely be the catalyst for Courtney Love sticking a dirty heroin needle directly into her ear drums. Not only is this the equivalent of Billy Ray Cyrus trying to eff you in the ear hole with his flaccid peen, but it will also leave your eyes as crossed as Tish's. THOSE MOVES! Many a farmhand have witnessed Trace Cyrus busting out those same moves while trying to shake a stone out of his hoof. Leave the hoof shaking to the professional ponies, Miley! via ONTD | |
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