The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
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| Foofy Foofy Gives Good Mug Shot | Top |
| Out of all the things that Flavor Flav could be arrested for (examples: overpopulating the world, smothering his teeth with gold foil, introducing humanity to New York , motorboating Gitte with his chin on camera, etc...) the cops busted him for in Las Vegas on Friday night for not paying traffic tickets! How the fallen have opened up a trap door and fallen even further. The Las Vegas Sun reports that when cops pulled Foofy Foofy (born name: William Jonathan Drayton) over, they typed in his name and up came a bunch of outstanding warrants for parking violations and driving without a license. Foofy was booked and asked to pose for this beauty shot, which if ran through a word translator would come out looking like this: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is what it looks like if the elder sea turtle of the sea smoked a fat joint and then devoured an entire pack of Jell-O pudding. That close-mouthed Bill Cosby smile gives away the fact that Foofy licked up every drop of pudding. | |
| Open Post: Hosted By Fantasia | Top |
| Over the weekend, the air in New Orleans was filled with toe corn dust and the thick mist of sweat that Fantasia births out when she squats to hit a high note. Fanny stomped her weathered feets and nearly blew the Calico cat wig off of her head while performing at the New Orleans Jazz and Heritage Festival. When Fanny kicks off her shoes and gets down like she's about to give birth to a Sunday roast dinner with all the fixings, you back up, throw your hands up and prepare yourself. Fanny also kept it extra messy by accentuating her double cut thighs ( which she's growing to play Mahalia Jackson in a biopic ) with a leopard print onesie that should only be worn by toddler drag queens and Jackie Collins' pool cleaning staff. That being said, it was nice of Fantasia to sum up your feelings about this look in one facial expression so you don't have to! | |
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