The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Speaking Of Horny Old Hos | Top |
| Scenes from the Cougar Convention take two! This is Vadge's " nothing special " video for " Celebration " which is a single off of her latest greatest hits album. It's just Vadge grinding and humping it like she has an itch in her crotch that she can't scratch. Put a tube of Premarin on it! Lourdes and Baby Jesus both make cameos in this video. My favorite part comes courtesy of the latter. While Baby Jesus pretends to spin (awww...endearing), Madonna comes around, strips off his jacket and shows us all what her money can buy. Yes, Madonna, we know Baby Jesus is your whore. And I leave you with some pictures of Madonna, Baby Jesus and political Rzipi Livni leaving a restaurant in Israel last night. Ha. | |
| Open Post: Hosted By The Cougar Convention | Top |
| YES, such a thing as the National Singles Cougar Convention exists and the first one was held in Palo Alto, CA last Friday night. Exquisite eyebrows + titty implants circa 1984 + hongray hongray snatches + copious amounts of Lady Era + horny young peen = A GOOD OLE' TIME! Eff SATC2 ! This is the real shit right here! Cougars from all over the land gathered together to go cub hunting! Apparently, none of the ladies were looking for commitment, they just wanted some fresh dick for the night. Work that shit, you old whores! Hunt, pounce and bust! Get yourself a hot SF Weekly has more pictures from this elegant affair. Warning, you may see your momma in some of the pictures, so be-fucking-ware. " Are you having another hot flash or am I just doing something right? " - Cub to his Cougar in the last thumbnail below. | |
| Get Yourself Some Hubby Hubby! | Top |
| Same-sex couples in Vermont will be able to get married starting today and in honor of this momentous occasion, Ben & Jerry's has temporarily renamed "Chubby Hubby " to "Hubby Hubby" for 30 days. Hubby Hubby is made of fudge-covered peanut-butter filled salty pretzel wangs and vanilla cream. That's not a butt sex joke. Those are the actual ingredients. Ben & Jerry's issued this statement of words about Hubby Hubby: "The legalization of marriage for gay and lesbian couples in Vermont is certainly a step in the right direction, and something worth celebrating with peace, love - and plenty of ice cream." You can buy Hubby Hubby from Ben & Jerry's ice cream trucks in Vermont. They aren't changing the labels on Chubby Hubby in grocery stores. While this is awesome of Ben & Jerry's, I can't help but feel that they left the lezzies out! I mean, couldn't they rename "Cherry Garcia" to " Cherry Gayellecia "? Or what about, "Everything But The....Penis ." Or simply, " Fish Food. " VIA Joe. My. God. | |
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