Tuesday, September 1, 2009

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The "Over The Moon" Watch Top
The latest pair of astronauts to go where every celebwhore who has every had a baby goes are David Boreanaz and his wife Jaime Berman . The two welcomed their second oxygen-stealer into this world yesterday. Right before she popped, Jaime told People , "We've been trying to have another baby for a couple of years now so we are beyond excited. We're over the moon. " Speaking of, David and Jaime's baby just might try to fart her way all the way to the moon when she realizes what her parents named her. David and Jaime named their baby girl Bardot Vita Boreanaz . Bardot's 7-year-old brother will grab on to her when she busts out of there, because his name is Jaden Rayne . Bardot Vita and Jaden Rayne! I don't know if they sound like the members of an early 90s R&B girl group or the stars of a late-night Cinemax movie.
 
Kim Zolciak Goes Topless For The Gays! Top
The Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kim Zolciak will not stand for Prop 8! She will duct tape her nipples in the name of free publicity equality! But seriously, Kim should've used some of that duct tape to cover up her low-budget Barbie wig, because it needs to stop. I'm joking! Kim is doing it for a good cause. Kim brought her leased (4 more payments!) tittays out just so Mah Boo Anderson Cooper and I can get married under a silver moon one day. Thank you, Kim! At our reception, you can sing an acoustic version of " Tardy for the Party "......at the end of the night. That will be everyone's cue to get the hell out! Click here to learn more about the NOH8 Campaign .
 
Afternoon Crumbs Top
Pete Wentz totally dropped his pants on purpose - Towleroad B.Coop joins The gAy-Team - Just Jared HoHan is now posing in staged bikini pictures for rocks - Egotastic! Ginger Spice getting pepaw-handled - Hollywood Tuna Jennifer Garner and B.Coop's alleged former sugar daddy pal around in L.A. - Popsugar Hayden Panatroll is still sexing up HoHan's leftovers - Lainey Gossip Katie Price says she was raped several times. Eeesh. - Holy Moly! Mickey Rourke's piece of the night might be a dude - Hollywood Rag Camila Alves' hairy stomach is keeping the babeh warm (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather This is big news: Courtney Love i s eating food - ICYDK Lezzie tats galore - Cityrag If you need to be punished for whatever, watch this video - SOW Miley Cyrus is a Sienna Miller in training - Celebitchy I guess Vanessa Manilafolders couldn't find a more famous peen than Nick Lachey - I'm Not Obsessed
 
The CAPTION THIS Contest For September 1st! Top
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