Tuesday, September 1, 2009

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Halle Berry Might Be Knocked Up Top
Life & Style is saying that Halle Berry has got a case of the babies AGAIN. Apparently, Halle went through a lot of shit to conceive her first baby friend, Nahla , and the second time wasn't any different. One of Halle's friends, who has a mouth bigger than Parasite Hilton's crotch cave, said that she conceived her first baby through in vitro fertilization and her second through artificial insemination. The friend went on to yap, " She's just ecstatic to be pregnant again. She wasn't sure if she'd have another baby, so she's very happy! " Halle's rep put his hand and refused to comment on this. If my ass was Halle Berry, I'd be giving crazy Michelle Duggar a run for her baby money. My fuck part would be permanently glued to Gabriel Aubry's dick stick and it would never let go. Those babies would have to call the fire department to help them find another way out, because I'd never let his sessy ass go.
 
A Check Is A Check! Top
If one of your homeboys got shot and you have things to do, Christopher "Kid" Reid has just the suit for you! Tell your flip-flops to take a time out and do the " Kid 'n Play Dance " all the way to SW Suits in Carson, CA! Make sure to tell them Kid sent you, because I think they give him a quarter for every time someone mentions his name. And bitch needs it! And I'm all for stars of the 80s and 90s in commercials for local clothing stores. I can't wait to see Lisa Lisa's commercial for Susie's Deals . Or Stacey Q for Rainbow . VIA Crunk + Disorderly
 

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