The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
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| I know you probably think that I report the important news affecting our world today from a wood-paneled office while wearing a three-piece suit and freshly polished wing-tips. But the ugly truth is I make the blog donuts from a broke down West Elm table while wearing sweats and a t-shirt thin enough for me to use the ends to floss the jerky bits out of my teeth. I am lucky. However, it is a pain in the asshole whenever I have to put on outside clothes to go to the corner store to buy more beef jerky. But thanks to the genius makers of the Pajama Jeans , I don't ever have to strain myself by putting on real pants AGAIN! The Pajama Jeans are pajama bottoms that look just like a pair of fancy jeans from the European designer section at a fine department store. It's a mirage! This shit should be called Life Changing PJeans! They take you from day to night and back to night again. These are the only bottoms you'll ever need in your life. Well, almost the only bottom you'll ever need. You still need this bottom , because you do have to watch American Idol twice a week. via Videogum | |
| Have You Ever Wanted To See An Oompa Loompa Naked? | Top |
| If you answered " yes " to that question then your name is probably Gene Wilder . Well Gene, whip out the Orange-Glo and lube your genitals up, because word on the internet is that a naked video of Jersey Shore's Snooki is up for sale. Radar says that in addition to a video, there's also pictures of Snooki's tangerine titties and butterscotch pudding pot making the rounds. Snooki took the pictures and video herself, but she's not the one peddling them to the highest bidder (uh huh). Radar , who claims to have seen the pictures, says that one demure photo shows Snooki "in her bedroom, on her knees, with one hand on the ground and the other holding the rail of the bed frame. She is looking at the camera with her head tilted slightly ." That sounds like some Alley Cat on a Hot Tin Roof shit. Isn't this absolutely the shock of all shocks? Snooki is so refined and ladylike on the show. I mean, she puts her hand over her vagina before she queefs. But seriously, even though we've never seen Snooks fully nekkid ass nekkid, I still feel like I've seen everything but her damn uterus. It's like if I got an e-mail with the subject: Kirstie Alley Sloshing. My dead-wrong imagination has already painted that horrific picture in my head, so there's no need for me to open it. I already know how it's going to make me feel (SPOILER ALERT: like this ). | |
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