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| Gary Coleman Had A Seizure |
| The last time Gary Coleman went on The Insider , the meanies circled around him on the playground and started to poke at his little ass for allegedly beating on his wife. Gary fought back by throwing a fist full of "fuck offs" at them before stomping off to stew under the jungle gym. Well, for some reason (hint: a check made out to cash) Gary went back to The Insider today to shoot a segment. And just like last time, the segment didn't end with everyone laughing over some milk 'n cooooookies . The L.A. Times says that Gary suffered a seizure in the middle of filming. Thankfully for Gary, Dr. Drew was on set and took care of him before the paramedics arrived. If Dr. Drew wasn't there, Gary would be in danger girl, because useless ass Lara Spencer can't do shit unless she reads it off a teleprompter. Seriously, Lara has teleprompters all over her house that say: Take A Shit. This Gary's second seizure in two months. Gary suffers from a congenital kidney disease, but he doesn't like to talk about it. Gary is now in the hospital in stable condition. Remember that very special episode of Diff'rent Strokes where Karen the street performer (I think she was a clown or a mime) had a seizure in front of Arnold and his friend. Then later when Arnold and his friend started making jokes about Karen's seizure, Pearl told them to shut the hell up because she suffered from seizures too. Arnold felt bad, but learned a life lesson: when making fun of a person's condition, make sure nobody else in the room suffers from that same condition. This really has nothing to do with this story, but every time I read " Gary Coleman had a seizure " I think of that episode and how it freaked me out/fascinated my ass a kid. Oh, and Gary stop going on The Insider ! They are bad for your health (and vice versa, I think). |
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