The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Lindsay Lohan Keeps Grave Rolling Marilyn Monroe |
| The Lohan family regularly uses a Slap Chop to dice their rocks and have been known to use a ShamWow to wipe the fake tan grease off of Nana Lohan's cheek when they kiss her, so it sort of makes sense that Lindsay Lohan would be friends with hooker beater ShamWow Vince and shoot a cameo in his shitematic masterpiece. What doesn't make a snort of sense is that LiLo continues to fuck with Marilyn Monroe by dressing up as her any chance she gets. What has MM done to LL to deserve this?! Marilyn Monroe is about to roll her coffin all the way to Larry H. Parker's office to file a copyright infringement lawsuit against LiLo. Jeanne Carmen is lowering her rose-tinted shades and looking down on all of this! Before LiLo turned herself into the clink, she played a SCRAM-wearing Marilyn Monroe-alike who shoots off the hand that feeds her whiskey in ShamWow Vince's Underground Comedy Movie 2010. That mess is basically a redo of Vince's Underground Comedy 1999 which starred Joey Buttafuoco . Below is a trailer which features supermodels shitting, pigs licking peen and LiLo! I really hope Debbie Allen comes back to choreograph the Oscars next year, because I'd really love to see her dance interpretation of Underground Comedy Movie 2010 since it will obviously receive a nomination in every category. Trust this. |
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