The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- When The Biebs Gotta Go, The Biebs Gotta Go
- This Is What It Looks Like Inside Of My Head Every Morning
- The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 1st!
- Hot Slut Of The Day!
| When The Biebs Gotta Go, The Biebs Gotta Go | Top |
| The pap who took these pictures of Justin Bieber running out of The Grove says he had to go Tinkle Tinkle Little Star in a major way and that's why he's doing the pinch. Well, we now know that The Bieb is potty trained. Yeah, you're welcome for that. And I have to say that I approve of Shawty Mane's hipster baby glasses. But that's just because next to Daphne, Velma Dinkley is my favorite member of the Scooby Doo crew. Zoinks indeed! | |
| This Is What It Looks Like Inside Of My Head Every Morning | Top |
| Correction: This is what it always looks like inside my head. This mess of a clip is apparently from 3 years ago, but it's been passed around the Internet's smoking circle and now it's my turn for a hit. Speaking of freebasing Sanka, the crew and reporters of KGTV San Diego must've been doing that shit after their usual breakfast bong hit with Ron Burgundy, because nothing goes right in this clip. NOTHING. I don't know what's filled with more fails, this clip or the last time I tried to do sex shit in a stand-up shower. I mean, are newborn kittens with ADD operating the cameras? The final shot at the end has to be my favorite part of this glorious mess. That pepaw on a Hoveround is an accurate dramatization of one of my dusty and lazy brain cells trying to find the exit. Good morning! Source: HuffPo via TDW | |
| The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 1st! | Top |
| Not content with teardrop tattoos, Naomi Campbell decided on a different way to keep track of her victims. - ZombiePanda Runners-up: The metamorphosis is complete. Katy Perry and Russell Brand are now one. - tbeez Never make the mistake of asking this chick for a little head. - Ikcor Detective LaToya has taken to using alternative marketing to promote all of the "lost souls" she has helped toward the light. - Wyldstallyn911 (Thanks Nichole) | |
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| Margaret " Sparky " Sparkman , The National Gourd Lady ! And suddenly the empty yogurt container collection my abuelita kept in the kitchen cabinet with our everyday cups doesn't seem so impressive. Why do gourds grow? No, they don't only grow so your slut ass can take suggestive pictures with them after you've had a few pilgrim-tinis at Thanksgiving dinner. They grow for THE GOURD LADY! Sparky is 94 and if you can't tell from her national title or that picture above, she loves GOURDS in all shapes, colors and sizes. And they love her back. Sparky's got gourds on her head, gourds growing out of her ears, and gourds on her body. I'm sure she kisses a gourd before she closes her eyes at night to drift off to Gourdland, and I'm sure she hugs a gourd in the morning before she eats gourd mash out of a gourd bowl. Here's Sparky the Gourd Lady on Jay Leno the other night living up to both of her nicknames. Okay, if you must take a Thanksgiving picture of yourself sucking off a gourd, make sure to say " SPARKY " before the flash goes off. VIVA GOURDS! (Image via Flickr ) (For Megan) | |
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