The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- The CAPTION THIS Contest For June 1st!
- Business As Usual
- Open Post: Hosted By Janice Dickinson & A Bunch Of Kids
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| Business As Usual | Top |
| According to Star Magazine and InTouch Weekly , Angelina Jolie is shooting heroin into her giraffe leg arms while Brad Pitt is shooting the shit with Jennifer Aniston . Jennifer is stealing another bitch's man while Brad is stealing Angie's stash and replaces it with protein bars. Throw in a third world orphan, your newly activated Friendster account, me in size 29 jeans and it would be 2006 all over again. No, no. I don't mean that. Tabloid covers of Brangelina and Aniston scandals are as classic as chin strap dildos and West Hollywood's Rrrrrrosas Lady . via Cover Awards | |
| Open Post: Hosted By Janice Dickinson & A Bunch Of Kids | Top |
| Yes, those kids are probably filled with all layers of excitement thinking they are getting a picture with Greta Gremlin , but they will soon realize that they shared space with an even hotter creature. Janice took time out from pumping half of her checking account into her car to give some young fans a priceless memento while wearing a dress so short you could almost see her Dickinson. And then Janice Dickinson kept the pose party going and showed the gas station that they aren't the only ones who can sell chicharones wrapped in plastic. When Janice sells, I'm buying. I could just roll Janice's pork rind legs in chili limon salt and nibble on 'em all afternoon. | |
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