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| The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 30th! | Top |
| With his bank account dwindling, Kevin Federline attends an open casting call for a Fresno-area production of Avatar: The Musical. - SteelCityGirl Runners-up: Now we finally know where Angelina hid Brad's balls. - islandgirl There's Something About Michelle Rodriguez coming to a theater near you this summer! - Wanted via WOW Report | |
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| Cindy Chang , a 42-year-old unemployed technical writer turned full-time housewife/aspiring opera singer and actress from Texas who was crowned the winner of THIS WEEK'S SUSAN BOYLE contest when she busted out her opera voice on America's Got Talent! Cindy Chang doesn't have twin teddy bear legs for eyebrows and doesn't look like her hair has been chewed on by a family of alley cats, so I wouldn't call her the next Susan Boyle, but there is a lot to like about her (even if she's acting ). Cindy snorts when she laughs (just like my no-no)! Cindy chugs olive oil to lubricate the hummin' parts (just like my no-no)! Cindy's voice shakes like a mighty fist in the wind when she sings (just like my no-no)! I'm sure there are thousands of opera singer whose eyes just let out an aria of rolls over Cindy's technique, but who cares! We all know that America's Got Talent real name is America's Got Sob Stories from Semi-Talented People, so just love her! Cindy is the closest thing we'll ever get to a real-life Lena from Joy Luck Club and that alone is a good reason to love her. (Thanks to everybody who sent this in!) | |
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