The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Ronnie Wood Is In Rehab | Top |
| 265-year-old Ronnie Wood of the Rolling Stones has checked his old ass into a rehab clinic for the 8th time. The Daily Mail says that Ronnie's daughter and Mick Jagger have been begging him for months to put down the bottle, break the coke mirror and dry up in the tank. Ronnie has finally given in. Ronnie recently broke up with his 20-year-old Russian girlfriend after he allegedly whooped her ass. Shortly after their relationship ended, she started telling the media about how he's an evil goblin king who loves to eat mounds of cocaine with his nose. A friend of Ronnie's said, "Ronnie has been in a bad state of mind since his split with Katia (the Russian chick). They were in a terrible relationship, but since their break-up he has not been himself. He has been lonely and drinking and has tried to throw himself into new romances. Jo and the entire family are just happy that he is seeking help again. " Hopefully, Ronnie will clean up this time, because nobody likes an old coked up drunk. Actually, that's not true. I like an old coked up drunk. They're funny and entertaining. But don't tell Ronnie that. Just tell him to do it for his long-lost mom Madam Mim ! | |
| Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess | Top |
| When the first rumblings of a George-Clooney-led charity event hit the entertainment community, one star was surprisingly reticent about chipping in to help. This celeb was convinced that Clooney and friends were just looking to sweeten their own profiles with a humanitarian gesture. He decided that he didn't want to play second fiddle to Clooney & Friends, and started making some calls to try to get people to rally around his effort, which was going to be staged as a similar event … except that our guy would be the star. He made a few calls around, and was surprised to discover that he didn't have many takers for his event. He says that it was because people just didn't have enough time to pull together performances for his event. The reality is that no one really wanted to be part of a charity event that put more of an emphasis on this arrogant guy than on the charity itself. ( Blind Gossip ) Gay Fish was just trying to color outside of the fucking lines! This reality star with her own show just got her breasts augmented because her dad insisted. ( CDAN ) This could be Jessica Simpson , but I don't think Papa Joe would make her get breast implants. He would convince her that she can make them grow by massaging them...in front of him. So because of that, I'll go with Brooke and Hulk Hogan ? This Hollywood actress was big news thanks to her starring role in a TV show over the past couple of years. And yet she somehow managed to get herself bad press. She put in some heroic partying performances and has a habit of dating guys way older. Anyway, studio execs who had penciled her in for stardom have pulled back. She's still in the same role that made her famous and getting annoyed about it. ( Popbitch via Blind Gossip ) " Heroic " = Heroes = Hayden Panatroll ? | |
| FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK!!!!!!! | Top |
| Kanye West and Ambot wore fur coats to fashion week in Paris, and I guess some fashion bloggers threw red paint on him in the form of hate hate hating posts. And I'm glad they did, because Gay Fish bent over and gave birth to this amazing rant featuring rhinestone-encrusted shit nuggets like: " FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK " and " WE REPRESENT YOUR INNER SPIRIT!! " Kanye west roared hard. He roared so hard that the fur coat in the room sprung back to life and ran out of that bitch. Here's Kanye's rant. I tried to de-CAPS it for you, but as soon as I was finished transcribing it my monitor flickered and it magically went back to ALL CAPS. The Gods want you to go mildly insane while trying to read this mess : WHEN IT'S ALL SAID AND DONE, REMEMBER THE FEARLESS, REMEMBER THE DREAMERS, REMEMBER THOSE WHO REPRESENT THE GHETTO...THE FAIRY TALE OF NOTHING TO SOMETHING. I'M BRIEFLY SADDENED BY NEGATIVE COMMENTS, BUT I HAVE TO REMEMBER THOSE PEOPLE ARE SCARED, INCAPABLE OR JUST PLAIN IDIOTS. WE ARE THE FUCKING ROCK STARS BABY. NO COCAINE, JUST LIFE MY NIGGAS!! NO COCAINE, JUST LIFE! IT'S FUNNY TO ME WHEN FASHION BLOGGERS DOWN OUR OUFITS AND THEN SUPER JOCK OUTLANDISH SHIT ON THE RUNWAY BUT THEN THEY DRESS MAD PRUDE AND DON'T LIVE FASHION. WE LIVE IT MAN. FUCK THAT, WE LIVE IT!!! WE LIVE IT SO HARD PEOPLE LIVE THROUGH US! WE REPRESENT YOUR INNER SPIRIT!! THE CHILD IN US ALL, THE BRUTAL HONESTY, THE NAIVETY, THE BRAVE WARRIOR, THE ADRENALINE THAT ALLOWS A MOTHER TO LIFT A CAR IF HER CHILD WAS TRAPPED UNDER IT! REMEMBER, THERE WAS A TIME WHEN EVERYBODY DISSED MICHAEL JACKSON EVERY CHANCE THEY COULD. IMAGINE THE PRESSURE OF BEING A TRUE ICON. VERY FEW HUMAN BEINGS ARE STRONG ENOUGH TO TAKE CONSTANT HATE!!! IF WE DON'T DO WHAT YOU FEEL IS THE SHIT, YOU BEAT US UP VERBALLY AND MENTALLY, LIKE A CATHOLIC SCHOOL TEACHER BEATING A CREATIVE STUDENT INTO SUBMISSION. I CAN HEAR YOU SCREAMING 'COLOR INSIDE THE LINES!!!' WELL FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK, COLOR BY NUMBERS APPROACH TO LIFE. AT THE END OF THE DAY WHO ARE WE HURTING??? OH "THE NEW BLACK???" SINCE BARACK IS PRESIDENT BLACKS DON'T LIKE FUR COATS, RED LEATHER, AND FRIED CHICKEN ANY MORE?! WHEN YOU TRULY UNDERSTAND CULTURAL SETTINGS, BOUNDARIES, AND OUR MODERN DAY CASTE SYSTEMS, THEN YOU CAN FEEL THE GLORY AND PAIN FROM THE DAYS OF KINGS IN AFRICA TO THE NEW KINGS OF THE MEDIA. LET THE BALL PLAYERS DANCE AFTER THEY SCORE! IT'S LIFE MY NIGGAS, IT'S LIFE! REMEMBER CLOTHING IS A CHOICE. WE WERE BORN NAKED!!! FRESH IS AN OPINION, LOVE IS OBJECTIVE, TASTE IS SELECTIVE, AND EXPRESSION IS MY FAVORITE ELECTIVE. NO MORE POLITICS OR APOLOGIES!!! CAPS LOCK is a hell of a fucking drug. Right? (Thanks Ibis) | |
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