The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Charlize And Stuart Stopped Believin! | Top |
| This rumor about Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend breaking up really makes me want to poke a hole through an apple (NOT LIKE THAT), top it with the good shit and puff puff puff away . Actually, I'd probably want to do that even if I didn't read this shit, but now I have a reason! The Daily Mail says that Charlize Theron dumped Stuart Townsend after 9 years together. Charlize is no longer wearing the commitment ring Stuart gave her. A friend of Charlize's said that she quit his ass around Christmas times, because she no longer felt the tingles for him in that way. The friend went on to say, " They had become more like brother and sister than lovers. It was she who ended it. She truly loved Stuart but the relationship ran its course. He is heartbroken but she is insisting it is all over. " You know what would've saved their relationship?! You know what would've made them fall in love with each other all over again like the first time? Roller skating in each other's arms to " Don't Stop Believin'. " Magical things happen when you click your roller skates to Journey: Then they'd consummate their new love by finger banging each other in the parking lot while a bunch of kids laughed at them. It would've been beautiful. And in order to support Stuart, Charlize would've turned to a life of murder... Okay, maybe it's best they didn't roller skate to Journey after all. | |
| Brangie Went Out Last Night | Top |
| Before we begin, this is obligatory: Ctl + Alt + DeleteTheGoatBeardAlreadyBrad At last night's Directors Guild Awards in Los Angeles, Billy Goat Brad came out of his cave to introduce his Inglourious Basterds director Quentin Tarantino , and St. Angie tagged along. But St. Angie skipped the red carpet. People says that Brangie murdered the break-up rumors by acting all affectionate with each other during the show. Some witness-type said, " They looked very giggly. They look like they are having a fun time. It's definitely a date. " Cut to the Brangaloonies shouting: PRAISE BEAUTIFULL ANGELINA AND BRAD FOR PROOVING THE LOOSER HATERZZZZ WRONG! JP 4 EVAHZ!!!! Cut to everyone else saying: They were giggly because they were stoned out of their minds! It's the only way they can handle being near each other. And it goes on... | |
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