The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Everyone Is Breaking Up! | Top |
| People Magazine confirms that 62-year-old Barbara Hershey and 41-year-old Naveen Andrews have ended their relationship after 12 years. Naveen's rep said that they flushed their love down the toilet nearly 6 months ago. Maybe Barbara got a hold of the Lost finale script and she just couldn't condone that ending. Naveen started greasing up Barbara's thighs with his curls back in 1998. They split up briefly in 2005, and during that time he passed his peen to another woman and knocked her up. Despite the fact that Naveen fathered a love child while they were on a break, the two worked things out and got back together. And now they're done. Naveen better pull up his panties and back the hell up, because he's about to be attacked by a mob of crazed ladies. A mob led by my mom, because after the Lost finale aired, the first thing she said to me on the phone was, " That Sayid. DAMN!" Yeah, I don't want to know what she meant by that " DAMN " either. I don't EVER want to know. My ears are dead to that " DAMN ." Let's not ever speak of that " DAMN" again. P.S. - It's Sunday, so don't ask me to solve the mystery of what is going on with Barbara Hershey's mouth area. Dimples where there shouldn't be and shit. | |
| Charlotte Church And Gavin Henson Are No More | Top |
| Charlotte Church is no longer scrubbing Gavin Henson's hair jizz out of her pillowcases, because The News of the World says they have quit each other after 5 years together. Charlotte and Gavin have two chirruns together and they barely got engaged six weeks ago. Apparently, Charlotte and Gavin are taking their genitals elsewheres, because they can't stop fighting about everything. This is why we have genitals and mouths. When you're about to spit hate at your piece, just put your mouth on their fuck part instead. Most arguments can be resolved through 69ing. I think I read that in Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus or some shit. Anyways, a source had this to say about Charlotte and Gavin's situation, " Charlotte is very headstrong. In the end, Gav found it too much. He was blaming her for his rugby career stalling. She hated him going out drinking with mates." For right now, Gavin and Charlotte continue to live together in Wales. Gavin is looking for a place of his own nearby so that they can raise the kids together. This is sad news, but instead of crying into your Long Island Iced Tea just reminiscence about Charlotte and Gavin's happier times together. And by " reminiscence ," I mean lick your fingers and rub your nipples to these old pictures of Gavin. | |
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