The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
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| What's the first thing you think of when you think of Liza Minnelli ? Okay, I know you think of a Percocet drip, but what do you think of after that? SEQUINS, right? SEQUINS! And Liza was selling a whole lot of sequins on the televised swap meet of foolery that is HSN last night. Thankfully, Rich at Four Four compiled all of Liza and Bobbi Ray Carter's ( who is a glamorous mess all by herself) greatest moments in a tiny little pill for you to swallow with a white wine spritzer. Not only is Liza giving the middle-aged beauties something to wear to their office holiday party this December, but she's also teaching us the art of subtle seduction. Example at the 2:55 mark: " When you're in the middle of a conversation...just drop it." And by " it " she means a shawl and not her eyelids along with the rest of her body. HSN should change their name to LMN, because we need Liza all the time. | |
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| Daryl Hannah is pulling some Nicole Kidman shit by denying she's ever had plastic surgery....as the silicone cutlet in her cheek slowly starts to shift (the cheek implant version of a side-eye). Daryl is not only shaking her head " no " at the rumor that she's been intimate with a plastic surgeon's scalpel, but she's also throwing shade at those who have. In an interview with Britain's You Magazine (via Celebitchy ), Daryl says that she has lost roles from whores claiming that she has 5 o'clock Wildenstein face. Daryl said: "There are so many people in LA who have had cosmetic surgery and they all look like Muppets she says, firmly. There was a picture taken a while ago of me emerging from the ocean, with my hair slicked back and no make-up on. I looked as though I had puffy, squinty eyes and the rumor went round I'd had work done; I lost jobs because of it and I thought about suing, but in the States you have to prove malicious intent. I've got a little jowly, and sometimes I look in the mirror and think, 'Oh my God', but I am too much of a coward to go under a surgeon's knife for something that wasn't life-saving. I've had knee and elbow operations, and I've broken my back three times, riding and performing movie stunts, and that gives you an appreciation of your body. I lost the top of my finger playing on my grandma's mobility stair lift. It was terrifying, but could have been so much worse – and it has bestowed on me an ability to be a more compassionate person." When you open your mouth and people expect Wayland Flowers' voice to come out, maybe you shouldn't hate on people who look like Muppets. But in Daryl's defense, the interviewer didn't ask her if she used Botox. So maybe she is telling the truth and the reason why she looks different now is because her face is stuffed with enough liquid crap to fill a dozen of Kevin Costner's machines . | |
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