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- Afternoon Crumbs
- The CAPTION THIS Contest For July 1st!
- Get That Money, Camille!
- Mel Gibson Really Has A Way With Words
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| This edition of " When Your Broke Down Wax Figure Looks More Real Than You" is brought to you by Kim Kardassian - Hollywood Rag Happy Canada Day from Brandon Walsh ! - Lainey Gossip Well, at least Miley Cyrus is wearing a bra - Egotastic! From the Museum of WTF - The Superficial The prequel to Snakes on a Plane - Towleroad Elle Macpherson is hot - Celebitchy Mischa Barton must be working part-time as Sophie Monk's stylist - Hollywood Tuna Hopefully, Adrien Brody's time in January lasts less than 31 days (GONG, I know) - Popsugar Eff Monica Bellucci , who is that piece behind her ass? (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather Dear Kate Gosselin , read my key strokes: You're full of shit...and Botox - Just Jared The Take No Shit Dog is back - Cityrag The only thing Kerry Katona needs to truly apologize for is that peroxide cacaness on her head - Holy Moly! Dean McDermott fucked up his lung - I'm Not Obsessed Vanilla Gorilla wants Sandy B back - ICYDK Fantasia's raw emotion almost tears her Spanx off - Crunk + Disorderly | |
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| Camille Donatacci Grammer , the Club MTV dancer who became one of my gold digging heroes when she married Kelsey Grammer 13 years ago, has filed for divorce today. TMZ reports that the irritable bowel syndrome spokeswoman ( she really is ) wants primary custody of their two kids as well as child and spousal support. Camille blamed the overused " irreconcilable differences" as the reason why she's shitting out their marriage. Hey, at least she's shitting out something. This is actually kind of surprising. Camille escorted Kelsey to the Tony Awards a couple of weeks ago (above) and I've never heard any rumors of their marriage being in the toilet. Camille always struck me as a gold digger who is in it for the long haul. You know, the classy kind of gold digger who would rather bring her wheelbarrow to the reading of a will instead of divorce court. Oh well. If there's a prenup, hopefully Camille melted it down and injected it into her lips so that she can collect as much gold as possible. Nobody wants to live in a world where Camille Grammer isn't always covered in fresh diamonds. The sun will refuse to shine. And Camille is one of The Real Plastic Housewives of Beverly Hills , so I'm sure we'll see all of this mess go down in front of the cameras. | |
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| It's Sugar Tits: The Sequel! Radar Online claims to have heard an audio tape of Mel Gibson ranting in an UGODLY way about the way Oksana Grigorieva dresses. OctoSana secretly recorded Mel's KKK-approved freakout at the end of their relationship. OctoSana submitted the tapes to the court to prove that Mel is a violent bag of anger who is capable of physically hurting her. Mel and OctoSana both have restraining orders against each other. Here's a few of the quotes Mel allegedly launched at OctoSana during their fights. John Mayer's white supremacist dick just winked at Mel in approval: "You're an embarrassment to me. You look like a fucking pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault. "How dare you act like such a bitch when I have been so fucking nice." "I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first." "Look what you did to me... look what you are... look what every part of you is... fucking fake... fucking fake. You are the most synthetic person... who the fuck are you?" Blow me before I burn your house down ? HA. The truth is, if I sucked Mel Gibson's dick, I'd want to burn myself down afterwards so he can give me the box of matches. And if this is true then the bus driver needs to stop at the next corner, because Mel Gibson will be getting off and he won't be getting back on. | |
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