The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Is Lance Bass Licking On Marc Jacobs' Old Piece? | Top |
| Marc Jacobs' ex-fiance Lorenzo Martone confirmed last week that they are no longer spending their nights together doing 500 crunches (foreplay) before painstakingly plucking out the long hairs on their beard to keep that shit looking as manicured as Norwood Young's hairline . Lorenzo claims that his relationship with Marc ended around two months ago. Gatecrasher reports that Lorenzo didn't even let the Marc Jacobs brand saliva on his nipple dry before he started bumping nalgas with Lance Bass . Lorenzo and I obviously go to the same church since we both believe that life is too short to let your no-no go cold. For the past few months, Lance and Lorenzo have been seen out on several dates around NYC and Miami. One of Lance's friends says that the two are dating, but doesn't think they are going to last very long. The friend said that Lorenzo is trying to get serious, but Lance isn't exactly creaming at the mouth about their relationship, because he likes them "younger and prettier." Younger and prettier?! I need to update my files, because I was under the impression that if you are Brazilian, have a peen and can crack a hazelnut with your bicep, Lance will find a way to fit you into his briefs. I guess not. But Lance is not right for the " younger and prettier " thing. I mean, does Lance remember this: How soon Lance forgets that he once looked like the postmature love child of Rosie O'Donnell and Kelli Carpenter . | |
| Afternoon Crumbs | Top |
| RPattz just isn't the same without hair that looks like it's trying to kiss a rainbow with its tips - ICYDK Michael Cera as Captain America - Lainey Gossip R.I.P. Maury Chaykin - Washington Post There has to be an " Oliver Stone and Mel Gibson walk into temple together..." joke somewhere in here - The Superficial What in the name of Poison Ivy's hooker cousin is Katy Perry wearing? - Hollywood Tuna The Kardashian Factory pushes yet another out onto the ho stroll - Egotastic! American Idol's Ian Benardo is still a mess that not even Kevin Costner can clean up - Towleroad Diddy's butt plug polisher performing in St. Tropez (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather I wonder what Whoopi Goldberg has to say about this - Celebitchy Skull cake! I don't know whether I want to throw a vat of holy water at it or make out with it - The Chive Adriana Lima's sexyface looks more like a someonejustcutoneface - Popoholic Ke$ha must get all her manufactured quotes from Skynyrd groupies - Just Jared Guy Ritchie enjoys a life sans Vadge - Popsugar Nasty Nastia at Planet Hollywood! - Moe Jackson When I first saw the picture on the left I thought to myself, " What kind of foolery is Miss Jay up to now?! " - Necole Bitchie IN THIS ECONOMY, ScarJo is trying to save money by cutting her own hair with her feet - SOW In related news, the City of New York just announced that the Stock Exchange will be closed for the rest of the week so it can be properly fumigated - I'm Not Obsessed Follow Justin Timberlake's nose job - Cityrag | |
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