The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Running Of The Crazed Tween Girls | Top |
| Before a concert in Glendale, Arizona the other day, Justin Bieber was almost attacked by a mob of crazed girls, so naturally he escaped by jumping on a Segway and zooming upstream. You were wrong in thinking that The Lesbeaver only travels in a baby walker. They grow up so fast. This is the thing, I get a cramp in my side and run out of breath when I change the channel too fast and I could probably catch Justin Bieber on his Segway. Either those girls barely learned how to walk 10 minutes before this or they just love running around while screeching like a hyena getting waxed. Maybe they are running like the pavement is made of banana peels, because they have no idea what to do with Justin Bieber once they catch him. Braid his luscious locks? Entertain him with a rattle? Or just scream at him until his ears fall off. Definitely the latter. via ONTD | |
| The Annual Harley Rendevous: Where Elegance Is Taught! | Top |
| If you've ever wondered who buys the used Walmart brand lingerie in the 1lb for $1 bin at the Salvation Army, you now have your answer! The Annual Harley Rendezvous was held this past weekend and it's still the place where elegance and grace go for inspiration. It's like a Hogan family reunion produced by Jerry Springer. The Harley Rendezvous is like the Gathering of the Juggalos' refined aunt who is such a lady that she wears lace panties under her spandex chaps and makes sure all the dildos are clean before she puts them in the children's sandbox bucket hanging off of her stirrup chair. Are you taking notes, because I know you've been doing things ALL WRONG. You've been wearing poly-blend panties under spandex chaps and and not washing the dildos you put in the bucket hanging off your stirrup chair. And I know you've been going straight topless instead of painting a cartoon character over your titties like a true lady does. It's a good thing the charming flowers of the Harley Rendezvous are here to teach you how to carry yourself like an aristocrat. Henry Higgins who?! You can see more pictures of this wondrous event at Cityrag. | |
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