The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Things That Exist: Titanic II |
| SPOILER ALERT! At the end of Titanic , the ship becomes an underwater motel for fishes, a bunch of people die and Rose grows up to be a crazy old bitch who throws a multi-million dollar necklace into the ocean when her granddaughter is living in a damn dump! THE END, right? Wrong. The fart will go on thanks to Titanic II (pinch that shit, it's real). In Titanic II, a group of dumb fucks build a Titanic II and launch it on the same day as the original and use the same course......and they probably hit THE SAME ICEBERG! That iceberg has been waiting for a rematch. The only bitches who would ride on the Titanic II are the same bitches who answer " Jack Kevorkian " to the question " Who would you like to have dinner with the most? " This mess is going to stink straight to the bottom of a Dollar Tree 4 for 1 bin, where I'll probably fish it out and buy it. Well, I want to know if Sharktopus gets them before the snakes do. |
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