The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- Negative Ten
- This Is What Happens When You're Married To Russell Brand
- Tara Reid Has Found True Love Again!
| Negative Ten | Top |
| And Dudley Moore just ran the other way... But on a positive note, when the entire paint team from Color Splash doesn't slather layers of Benjamin Moore (in shade: carob) and mahogany varnish on Kim Kardashian's face, she actually looks like a real-life human person who breathes in oxygen with the rest of us! | |
| This Is What Happens When You're Married To Russell Brand | Top |
| The motherfucker takes a picture of you SANS FARDS and making a " Is this real life? " face (or maybe that's a " WRONG HOLE! " face) after you've just woken up. And then not only did Russell Brand capture Katy Perry in her most vulnerable state, but then he uploaded onto Twitter for a hot second before snatching it off. THAT BITCH. Katy better get revenge on Russell by taking a picture in his most vulnerable state: without jeggings on. Although, Katy will have to patiently wait until Russell rubs up against a rock and sheds that shit off, because jeggings are definitely his second skin. via Too Fab | |
| Tara Reid Has Found True Love Again! | Top |
| Sadly, it looks like Tara Reid just couldn't make love work with Michael Assman , the Internet millionaire who made prostates percolate and gaydars crash, reboot and crash again. But fear not, Tara has found a new love to hold her hand so she doesn't drunkenly stumble into the gutter and to wipe the vom from the corner of her mouth after she neatly barfs into her purse in the middle of a crowded bar (a ladylike talent I've seen for myself LIVE and in person). Tara posed outside of a restaurant in Copenhagen last night with her new boyfriend Michael Lillelund , a Dutch businessman-type who is most likely now fluent in the language of drunkensluranese. You know, I have a feeling that this one is going to work. And even if it doesn't, at least Tara will be one step closer to completing her life goal of getting blackout wasted in every country. Guinness World Records better save a spot! | |
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