The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- Afternoon Crumbs
- The CAPTION THIS Contest For August 31st!
- Hot Slut Of The Week: Tiny
- Megan Fox's Vagina Is Powerful
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| Vadge isn't the only one who cares about gypsies - Popeater When Playboy is no longer taking your calls, Twitter your titties - Hollywood Tuna There must be a giant dick running behind Katie Holmes - Popsugar Squinty Zellweger and B.Coop are still main homegirls - Lainey Gossip The other dude from Twilight in Teen Vogue - Just Jared Morena Baccarin from Firefly isn't wearing any clothes - Egotastic! Kate Walsh and her coochie cutters for the lord (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather Lil' Grandpa needs to calm her dick down - Towleroad Mark this day in your calendars, because Sarah Harding doesn't look utterly wasted - Holy Moly! And this is how Miss Tits4Jesus is trying to become relevant - Celebitchy News you can snooze to: Ceiling Eyes is leaving The Hills - ICYDK Breaking! Kristin Cavawhateve r can hold a glass and walk at the same time - Cityrag What's worse than having to drink gallons of barley water? Being photographed with Miley Cyrus - Hollywood Rag It was nice of AnnaLynne McCord to give a truck stop stripper's hosuit a second life - I'm Not Obsessed K.D. Lang will always find a way to get in your shot - SOW | |
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| Hot Slut Of The Week: Tiny | Top |
| Birthday : July 14, 1975 Age : 34 Birth Name : Tameka Cottle Original Date of HS of the Day : August 26, 2009 Claim to Fame : Tiny was an original member of the 90s girl group Xscape. After the group broke up, Tiny wrote the Grammy-winning song " No Scrubs " for TLC (with Kandi from RHOA ). Tiny has also worked with Lil' Kim and Bow Wow on music stuff. Recently, Tiny starred in her reality show Tiny & Tonya for BET. The season finale of the show gave BET its highest ratings ever. Tiny is currently doing fucky times with T.I. Well, not currently currently, because his ass is marinating in a prison cell . Where is she now ? Um. Probably sitting in her vacant nail shop, chewing gum and fluffing up her wings. Why is she HS of the Week ? Because I really have no idea what she's saying, but I'm still hard up for her. And because she's like the magical elf version of Mimi (sans the Hello Kitty shit). Mini-Mimi! | |
| Megan Fox's Vagina Is Powerful | Top |
| " Women always have a strike up on men. We've always got our bodies (if you keep it in shape) and we've always got the check to cash ." - A New Jersey flower from the documentary Wildwood, NJ Philosopher and feminist hero Megan Fox completely agrees with this statement. In the new issue of Cosmo , Professor Whoreface says, " Women hold the power, because we have the vaginas. If you're in a heterosexual relationship and you're a female, you win. " You got that, ladies? If your dude is ever giving you lip, just pull down your pants, rip off your panties, spread them legs and show your vagina. BOOM! Game over. You wear the vagina in the relationship, so you WIN. VAGINA POWER! All of the world's big debates should be solved with just a flash of the puss! And in case you're hongray for more of Megan's drops of wisdom (make sure to take penicillin after), here's three that'll make you barf up LOLs: Megan on commitment : " I have no problem with commitment — you can't have a real relationship without it. I can flip on a switch in my brain, and even if the next Brad Pitt is standing next to me, I won't look at him. But I can also turn that switch off, and then I collect attractive boys ." Megan on boys : " I never call them guys. I always called them boys. Maybe it's a superiority complex — my needing to keep them down. " Megan on being hit on by famous dudes : " It's fun when someone intends to put you in his back pocket, but instead, he walks away wounded. I make it a mind game, so they don't know if I'm hitting on them or mocking them. Male actors drop lines about their private jets, trying to seem powerful, but I don't give a shit. I don't need someone else's power. I'm obtaining my own. " VIA MTV | |
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