The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- FYI: Macaulay Culkin Is Not The Father
- The Cheetokini Watch Is Back On
- Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
| FYI: Macaulay Culkin Is Not The Father | Top |
| Joe Jackson can stop trying to produce a remake of Home Alone starring Blanket Jackson , because Macaulay Culkin is not his biological father. Earlier today, The Sun wrote up an interesting fairy tale about how Macaulay donated sperm which was used to conceive Blanket. Side-eyes galore! TMZ contacted Macaulay's rep who said this: " The inquiries are too preposterous for us to even acknowledge. " Yes, his rep used the word "preposterous. " Yes, his rep might be Mary Poppins. Yes, spokeswhores should definitely use the word " preposterous " more often. | |
| The Cheetokini Watch Is Back On | Top |
| It's been nearly two weeks since we've seen Brit Brit's hocks and loins stuffed into a bikini and I was beginning to get worried ( not really ). Thank Cheesus Brit Brit was back in a two piece while vacationing with Jamie Lynn, Daddy Spears and the rest of her family in Miami. Yeah, it was a little family reunion. I'm sure they nibbled on possum croquettes and beef jerky ceviche while comparing skidmarks. Regular family bonding stuff. Here's more of Our Lady of Cheetos with all her favorite Cheetolings yesterday. And no, that fourth martini you had at lunch is not the reason why these pictures are blurry. They're just like that. | |
| Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess | Top |
| This permanent B list television and film actor and Golden Globe winner/nominee has had a string of normal sexual relationships with the women in his life. It is only when he is with men that he explores his more umm eccentric pleasures. He loves nothing more than to be spanked and whipped. Umm, yeah, sounds like fun. ( CDAN ) Not Jeremy Piven due to the " normal " part. My guesses are Gabriel Byrne, Bill Paxton or Ben Affleck ? I'm sticking with the Bs. This game show host thinks of himself as a rock star and loves nothing more than to find groupies of the show he can take back to his dressing room so he can get some rock star treatment if you know what I mean. ( CDAN ) My first thought was Howie Mandel , but dude can't even shake a bare hand let alone a bare vagina. Purell doesn't make condoms yet. So my guesses are Hulk Hogan (American Gladiators), Wayne Brady or Drew Carey ? We thought we knew every move this Award-winning girl made. After all, she loves to be seen with high-profile and very wealthy men, and she never shies away from publicity. Therefore, we were a little red-faced to suddenly discover that she has allegedly been dating someone for over a year. If you are a fan of hers, you certainly know who he is, as you've seen them together many times. We just can't believe that she's been so devious as to hide the romantic side of their relationship from the public for this long. ( Blind Gossip ) Kathy Griffin and Tour Manager Tom ?!!!? Is that why Jessica isn't on the show anymore? She had a crush on Tom too and it was a giant love triangle?! Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up. | |
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