The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| To The Goat Cave! | Top |
| The Church of Brangie still hasn't released a black dove into the sky signaling the official end of their religion, but the Daily Mail is still standing by the claim that Billy Goat Brad is now single. And they have more proof! According to them, Brad bought a $1.2 million 2-bedroom bachelor pad in the Hollywood Hills that comes complete with a cave! From one jagged orifice to another! The source explained it all, " The house oozes character. Brad has had his eye on it for some time but he decided now was the right time to buy because he wanted a place to call his own. He needs somewhere quiet that doesn't have memories of Angie and where he can be alone and think about what he does next." Even if they haven't broken up yet, Billy Goat Brad probably bought the cave as a safe house for when he does send the world into chaos by announcing the end of Brangelina. When that day does arrive, every crazed Brangaloonie will throw themselves from the mountain tops. And Brad does not want to go out like that. Come to think of it, I don't think any of us want the last thing we see to be a crazed mouth foamer in an adult-sized " Adopt Me Brangelina " onesie. We should all get a cave. | |
| The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt Runs New Hampshire | Top |
| The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt may have lost the coveted (not really) Hot Slut of the Year title, but has gone on to do bigger things! The State of New Hampshire must be stuffing their bong with some new shit, because they have named the Three Wolf Moon as the official shirt of NH economic development. Again, will the state officials of New Hampshire please blow smoke this way, because I need to inhale what they're inhaling. Actually, I think I already am (i.e. Three Wolf Moon as Hot Slut of the Year runner-up). TWM T-Shirt was born to The Mountain Company of Keene, New Hampshire. The dude in the picture above, who heads the Division of Economic Development, thinks that the Three Wolf Moon T-shirt will woo millions of dollars into the state's wallet. Dude told WMUR9 , "The Mountain's Three Wolf Moon is a true New Hampshire success story. What started off as a tongue-in-cheek take on a cool T-shirt has resulted in worldwide acclaim for a very creative and growing Granite State business ." I don't think dude actually read the Amazon reviews, because it doesn't sound like he fully understands the power of the Three Wolf Moon. It's not going make New Hampshire's Paypal account burst at the seams. But it will lure thousands of nekkid women to their state border. That being said, this is still magical news. Today, the Three Wolf Moon is head of New Hampshire's Economic Development. Tomorrow, the Three Wolf Moon will be the head of the WOOOOOOOORLD. (Thanks Sarah) | |
| Afternoon Crumbs | Top |
| The world has its second known PREGNANT DUDE (FYI: The one on the left is the pregnant one....I think) - Towleroad Is this one of the lost dream sequences from Precious ? (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather Orlando Bloom would look hotter in Miranda Kerr's two piece - Hollywood Tuna Stepford Katie's long ass scarf could double as an escape rope. Just a thought - Popsugar AnnLynne McCord's nipples for Haiti - Egotastic! Finally, a worthy Vogue covergirl - Lainey Gossip Brangie will not grace the Oscars with their presence - Just Jared Heidi Montag's plastic surgery tips - Cityrag Stumbling with the Pill Poppers ! - I'm Not Obsessed Amber Rose looking like an erect gold dick - Hollywood Rag Jon Gosselin is still all sorts of gross - Celebitchy Tommy Girl is so butch - Holy Moly! The third season of True Blood will be filled with Swedish balls - Socialite Life Jane Lynch is getting married! And it's fitting that this news from the Carpetbagger Blog - ICYDCK Rest in peace, Pernell Roberts - SOW | |
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