Saturday, May 29, 2010

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Evan Rachel Wood And Marilyn Manson Are Still A Thing Top
Here's Evan Rachel Wood with Marilyn Manson on the set of her movie Sk8R Gurl: The Avril Lavigne Story . No, Evan is actually in the Bronx on the set of Mildred Pierce , but she really does look like the Abbey Dawn clearance bin at Kohl's jumped her ass and she lost miserably. You can find Evan scratching an Anarchy symbol into the plastic tables in the quad when she's not vodka eyeballing with the skater boys behind a Rite-Aid. Don't ask me how Evan is still slurping on Marilyn Manson's peen. You know that shit leaves a film of rotten yogurt on the top of her mouth afterwards. And every time I look at Marilyn, I see Kristen Stewart in 20 years which is not a good thing. Here's Evan, Marilyn and Kate Winslet walking around their workplace in NYC yesterday.
 
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Milan Stankovic , Serbia's singing ambassador for Eurovision 2010! Eurovision, where fuckery and glitter collide under a disco ball spun by bi-sexual faeries wearing gold lame, ends tonight and Serbia's own Milan Stankovic will be there shooting the sequins out of his candy-glazed hole to the song " Ovo Je Balkan ." They tell me Milan is Serbian, but he looks more like a space unicorn from Planet Tokyo. And that hair is what Justin Bieber's helmet of dreams would look like if it ran away from home, got caught up in the glow stick mafia and spent its nights rolling on Ecstasy while sucking on a necklace made of Jolly Ranchers. Below is Milan and his chorus of sparkly gaylets performing during the semi-finals. My nipples haven't blinked this much since I watched Aqua's Barbie Girl video for the first time.
 

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