The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Mark Your End Of The World Calendars! | Top |
| Warner Bros . has announced that Christopher Nolan's third Batman movie will start making fanboys (and their admirers) bust the panty pudding on July 20, 2012. Christian Bale said a while ago that he already signed on for a third movie, but additional casting hasn't been announced. There isn't even a script yet, but Warner Bros. is fast-tracking this shit because they want to put as much money in their cleavage before the world drowns in oil, lava and the saliva of morons (direct that towards the moron of your choice). If this shit is coming out in 2012, that means they are going to shoot it sometime next year. That doesn't give us much time to start campaigning for: Phoebe Price AS Poison Ivy, Quween of the Scene AS Harley Quinn, Larry King AS The Penguin, Mickey Rourke's torso AS Clayface, Nicole Kidman's ass lips AS Mr. Freeze and of course Sean Young AS Catwoman. I mean, Sean Young has already auditioned for the role. It's her destiny. Below is the clip from back of the day of when crazy ass Sean dressed up as Catwoman and went on The Joan Rivers Show to try to convince the producers of Batman Returns to cast her. Unfortunately, there's no sound for some reason, but just play something that reeks of desperation over it.....like Xtina or JLo's latest single. | |
| Another Update On Bret Michaels' Health | Top |
| It's been over a week since Bret Michaels suffered a brain hemorrhage which landed his ass in a hospital in Arizona, but his doctor says that even though shit is still serious he hopes he will be well enough to compete with his fellow Celebrity Apprentice contestants in the live finale at the end of May. I hope he is, because I need to witness Bret Michaels and Cyndi Lauper trying to have a conversation with each other. It's probably like watching aluminum foil spark in a microwave. Anyway, back to the serious talk! Dr. Zabramski , Bret's surgeon at the Neurological Institute at St. Joseph's Hospital in Phoenix, had this to say yesterday : "There is no doubt that Mr. Michaels' condition is serious. He has an unbelievable fight in him and told me what kept him alive at the moment of the hemorrhage was that he did not want his family to wake up and see him lying unconscious in the middle of the floor. It was a combination of Bret's fight to stay conscious during the hemorrhage and get to the emergency room, and the immediate medical attention provided by our staff at Barrow that enabled us to stabilize his condition." Dr. Zabramski will hold a press conference on Tuesday to talk more about Bret's condition. Unfortunately. Dr. Z did not give an update on Bret's current weave situation. Hopefully, his weave is also eating the jello and getting enough fluids so that it can fully recover and gloriously return to bask in the headlights of the Rock of Love Skank Bus. | |
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