The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Kunty Karl Is Not Amused | Top |
| Well technically Karl Lagerfeld is NEVER amused, but he's beyond not amused at this bullshit. And when that happens, that means there's a scared virgin shaking in the corner of his tomb because she knows he's about to nibble all her hair off out of anger. Don't worry scared virgin, you've got time to escape, because before Kunty Karl does that he's going to crawl into Coco Chanel's coffin and roll her around a couple of times. You know, if this Tweet came from anybody else I'd think they were joking, but since it came from Lindsay Lohan I know it's serious. This just confirms that LiLo knows dick about fashion, because any Barbizon graduate will tell you that you never decorate a SCRAM bracelet with stickers. Tacky bitch! The only way to make a SCRAM bracelet look like it jumped off the backyard runaway of the Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead fashion show is to bedazzle it and adorn it with puffy paint and lace appliques. I swear. Maybe if I write that on the side of an Adderall bottle she'll get the message. Here's LiLo dressed like Chris Robinson while trying to hide her SCRAM in L.A. yesterday. | |
| Open Post: Hosted By Countess LuAnn's "Money Can't Buy You Class" Video | Top |
| YES! Ever since RuPaul's Drag Race went dark I've been craving some dick tucking EXTRAVAGANZANESS, and now I can finally inject a little into my ass lips thanks to The Real Housewives of NYC's Cuntress LuMann ! This is his new video for " Money Can't Buy You Class (Elegance is LUUUUURNED) ". Who knew they can auto-tune a face too, because that looks nothing like her. They used more Vaseline on the lens than they do on LuMann's anus before her prostate exam. Source: Bryan Boy's Twitter via ONTD | |
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