The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- Adrien Brody And January Jones Might Be Doing It
- Still Waxing Those Nipples
- Celebrity Rehab Is On Hold
| Adrien Brody And January Jones Might Be Doing It | Top |
| Adrien Brody and January Jones were at the same Memorial Day party in Malibu yesterday, and now some are saying that she's sucking on his hung nose on the down low. You know, because if two famous whores go to the same party, that automatically means they are fucking each other over the toilet in the bathroom. And while I do agree that everybody should be focusing on solving the mystery of Adrien and January's relationship, I think that before we do that we need to put our magnifying glasses over this picture. This is where the real story is: Why are they both wearing a Jerry Garcia uniform? Why is that boy sitting on the floor in the doorway? Why is that person behind him holding a rolled up paper like my abuelita getting ready to attack? Why did a moth nibble at that lady's brows? Why is she wearing frosted Playboy pink lipstick bought at the Dollar Tree? These are the real questions! | |
| Still Waxing Those Nipples | Top |
| With all the half-nekkid celebwhores running around during Memorial Day Weekend, I was hoping we'd get a little Silver Fox nipple in our lives, or maybe a peek of Carrot Top's root. But I don't think that's going to happen, so we'll have to settle for mercury poison survivor Jeremy Piven and his tear-away titties for now. You know, there's a good reason for why Jeremy Piven asks his butt waxer to do his whole body. Where do you think that beaver's ass (copyright: Sister Patterson ) comes from? It not only looks like nipple pubes and nalgas fur, it IS nipple pubes and nalgas fur. And yeah, I still would... | |
| Celebrity Rehab Is On Hold | Top |
| Famewhore Rehab was supposed to start shooting today with Tila Tequila and Jason Wahler (don't even wake your Google for that bitch) , but TMZ says that production has been put on pause because Vh1 failed to get a big name in the door. Apparently, they tried to woo Lindsay Lohan with $1 million and her own show, but even that wreck turned it down. LiLo would rather degrade herself in a straight to pay-per-view porn move than in a reality show. Thankyouverymuch. Sources say that Tila and Jason were the only ones who signed on, so producers have pushed production back until they can get more fame fuckers and has-beens to agree to spill their shit out to Dr. Drew . The main problem is that Tila Tequila is in that cast. Who in their right (or even cracked out) mind would move into a house with that shady goblin? AND a house that is free of booze and the bad shit? TORTURE! That's not rehab, that's a room in Hostel . Even the Surgeon General warns bitches that if you're going to be in the presence of Tila Tequila, you better freebase something mind-altering before, during and after. So Dr. Drew needs to drop Tila off under the bridge he found her, because he should be trying to get junkies to run away from the pipe. Not the other way around. | |
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