The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- Afternoon Crumbs
- The CAPTION THIS Contest For June 29th!
- Only In America.... Oh Wait, This Happened In Canada
- At Least CoCo Will Never Drown....
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| Is this Lady Caca as LORD CACA?! I won't believe it until I see his tuck or until he makes me laugh for days by falling on his face in the middle of an airport - ONTD Unless Harry Potter is nekkid through most of this and deathly hollows is just a euphemism for someone's asshole, count me out! (Okay, I'll probably see this mess anyway) - Lainey Gossip Is it smart for Kate Gosselin to take her botched Botox face out in the direct sunlight like this? - The Superficial Kristen Stewart dyed her hair. What does it mean?! - Egotastic! Johnny Weir gives a tour of Peta's worst nightmare - Towleroad Kelly Brook is still in a bikini (NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather Lindsay Lohan at Rite-Aid to shop for all kinds of shit she can use to accidentally set off her SCRAM while laps up a little booze - Hollywood Tuna Did Liev Schreiber run off to Tahiti to get away from his wife? - Celebitchy Salma Hayek looking purdy on Jimmy Kimmel. And I didn't even mention her magnificent chichis - Popoholic Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon Jr. running errands together - Popsugar Tell me STAINS is at least in the Top 50 of Forbes Celebrity 100 - Just Jared Crissy Ronaldo pinching a head - Kickette NeNe's nose is still....ugh... - Crunk + Disorderly Jason Bateman's iPhonegate rolls on.... - ICYDK Monkeys with mohawks - Cityrag Brit Brit with her true love (not that Sam Trammell dude) - Hollywood Rag Don't hate on The Hoff's double double tittays with extra cheese - Moe Jackson Pop the ass dust! Superhead is back to her old tricks - Necole Bitchie My slut hero Sienna Miller isn't drunk, her system is just weak because she hasn't had a different flavor of peen in MONTHS! Don't do this to yourself, Sienna! - I'm Not Obsessed | |
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| Only In America.... Oh Wait, This Happened In Canada | Top |
| I'm with this dude! Who cares if there's a G20 riot going on in the streets of Toronto and cop cars are being set on fire! Dude just wants to sip on an Orange Julius before going to Sears to shop for a fancy new manpurse. Who cares if the police are tear gassing civilians! This dude just want to lick the whipped cream off of his root beer float from A&W while browsing Crabtree & Evelyn for a pleasant new day scent. WHY WHY WHY ARE YOU CLOSED?! You can't just close the mall. That's like closing a church on Sunday! Meanwhile, those little punks are fucking the window like it's one big a joke. Orange Julius is never a joke. (Thanks Twyla) | |
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| Yesterday in Miami, the ravishing lady T-Rex that is CoCo somehow found a way to put on a teeny tiny red bikini with the help of a dragline excavator, two priests, a lezzie in a sumo wrestler suit , four tubs of grease from Jermaine Jackson's face, Tim Peeler's rough talk, and a dozen rage-filled Twitards who didn't get to touch RPattz at the premiere. IN THIS ECONOMY, CoCo has no choice but to wear the same two piece she used to wear when she was a fetus. CoCo wore it to frolic along the beach with her equally chichilicious husband Ice-T . If you ever see CoCo in the ocean, that is the time to jump in and go swimming without fear because no shark is going go to go near her hongray hongray camel toe. There will never be a Mega Shark vs. CoCo's Camel Toe Syfy movie, because it will be about ten seconds long. CoCo's camel toe is never the one. P.S. - Do you think she puts a pacifier in her coochie to give it something to suckle on so it won't eat her bikini bottoms completely? | |
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